I hear that there is........

[Davros]

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Originally posted by Lanesra:


Davros I may look like the pillsbury dough man but I am real, prick me do I not bleed,pour cider on me do i not shout WHAT THE F**K ? [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Whoops (blush) - I am bloody repentant there Lanesra - that should have read, Donut and Mouse AND LANESRA are the only ones I have met in real life - a thousand apolgies and all that - hey, it was not your coat I spilt the Cider on - I resent that implication . How did Donut enjoy the pie (Davros is still chuckling to himself).

Oh, and what hapened to the "other post" - did he delete it, or is it back on the previous page?

Thanks for the words of support.
Cheers
Davros

[Donut]

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Originally posted by Avatar:
Davros: Aussie RULE
Donut: Nooo... England does
Davros: at what? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Donut: everything?
Davros: except sports
Donut: your words not mine
Davros: I LOVE AUSTRALIA
Donut: what's new
Avatar: *sigh* words escape me

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Oh dear Avatart, who rattled your cage then?

You see, it's not what Davros and I are saying to each other, it's how we are saying it. We are two friends fighting a duel and our weapons are words. It's called banter, and when you are less annually challenged and slightly less damp behind your aural cavities you will come to understand it.

Lost for words, surely not Avatar, you who brought us such eloquent threads as 'I am sooo silly'.

I have been told that these Aussie/Pom threads are like an alien language to some members of IW. I understand that, to many the ongoing war between the Aussies and the Mother Country which is thinly disguised as sporting contests holds little interest, but it is the only way that Australia can shake that chip from their shoulder. But who could fail to be impressed by the level of badinage between Davros and myself - only a fool.

Lost for words, surely not Avatar, you who can start a thread in the Role Playing Forum entitled 'The Fluffy Home World' - how the hell do you think them up so fast?

I rarely take it upon myself to state what people should or should not post. If you wish to post drivel which is totally devoid of humour, subtlety or profundity then that is your decision. If the discourse between other members is above your level then that's just tough.

Lost for words, surely not Avatar, you of the 'What kind of dessert are you' threads, or the 'Wow, we've got (insert number from top of the page here) members' threads.

IW is a big board so I am not concerned about what you post here - what I am concerned about is that you are over the voting age and may choose to exercise your franchise at the next election.

Donut: *sigh* words never escape me.

[ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Donut ]

[Memnoch]

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Originally posted by Donut:

I have been told that these Aussie/Pom threads are like an alien language to some members of IW. I understand that, to many the ongoing war between the Aussies and the Mother Country which is thinly disguised as sporting contests holds little interest, but it is the only way that Australia can shake that chip from their shoulder.

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Actually, for the last 100 years Australia have been trying to convince the Poms that they can't play sport, but they never seem to learn, no matter how many floggings they go through. Kind of like this guy.

I'm loving this thread! Darts, anyone?

[Donut]

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Originally posted by Memnoch:



Actually, for the last 100 years Australia have been trying to convince the Poms that they can't play sport, but they never seem to learn, no matter how many floggings they go through. Kind of like this guy.

I'm loving this thread! Darts, anyone?

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Hey - that's Davros to a tee, are you going to step in Nanny?

Just two words Memnock - LLeyton Hewitt. First top seed to lose in the first round of a grand slam competition since 1990. Gi Timbo!!

[Memnoch]

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Originally posted by Donut:

Hey - that's Davros to a tee, are you going to step in Nanny?

Just two words Memnock - LLeyton Hewitt. First top seed to lose in the first round of a grand slam competition since 1990. Gi Timbo!!

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Stuff him, he's crook asnyway, we've still got the SCUD!!

Nothing on this thread that needs nannying, double-donut-seven. And btw, I wonder why Phil Taylor didn't enter the Embassy World Darts championship - perhaps he didn't want to lose...? [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]

[Lanesra]

I see the 'home' advantage worked well in the tennis Davros,first of all Timbo and greg despatch two Aussie wannabes and then the home favourite Leighton Blewit crashed out in the first round but it's ok it was down to cramp Ahh bless him.Well never mind that pie is on a Quantus flight as we speak albeit a little soggy from the English rain should make it easier to swallow [img]smile.gif[/img] Maybe ironworks should buy us some some nice shiny shovels to aid us in digging these holes for ourselves [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Donut]

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Originally posted by Memnoch:


Stuff him, he's crook asnyway, we've still got the SCUD!!

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Would that be the same Scud who lost to Tim Henman in Adelaide last week?

[Memnoch]

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Originally posted by Donut:

Would that be the same Scud who lost to Tim Henman in Adelaide last week?

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Practice makes perfect! It's all a psychological ploy to keep Henman guessing.

[Davros]

Hmm, intersting post Donut - showing off our typical eloquence again are we [img]smile.gif[/img] - nice points, and well made. Let's see - Lanesra, where's the acceptance of my apology [img]smile.gif[/img] , and I would expect that humble pie is only for those that make the boasts before the event (aka World Darts Championship ). I don't recall boasting that Mr Hewitt would carry all before him, his recent illness knocked that level of cockiness out of me. Still, you must remind me, my ancient history is not that good - last Englishman to win a tennis major was????

I will certainly accept my share of said pie, if indeed it transpires that the green and gold antipodeans fail in their efforts to snatch "one day cricket" glory.

[Lanesra]

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Originally posted by Davros:
Hmm, intersting post Donut - showing off our typical eloquence again are we [img]smile.gif[/img] - nice points, and well made. Let's see - Lanesra, where's the acceptance of my apology [img]smile.gif[/img] , and I would expect that humble pie is only for those that make the boasts before the event (aka World Darts Championship ). I don't recall boasting that Mr Hewitt would carry all before him, his recent illness knocked that level of cockiness out of me. Still, you must remind me, my ancient history is not that good - last Englishman to win a tennis major was????

I will certainly accept my share of said pie, if indeed it transpires that the green and gold antipodeans fail in their efforts to snatch "one day cricket" glory.

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First of all I apoligise for my bad manners of course I accept your apology (you don't have to reply it could get silly [img]smile.gif[/img] The answer to your question is Virgina Wade 1977. Yes i know what you said [img]smile.gif[/img]