05-03-2001, 10:11 AM | #11 |
Drizzt Do'Urden
Join Date: March 15, 2001
Location: Missouri, USA
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Some of my favs:
-I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest. -I'm sweating like a whore in church. -You're so ugly that when you were a kid, your parents had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you! -You're the disease and I'm the cure. (Sly Stallone from Cobra.) -Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly is to the bone. -ATTENTION: I can only help one person per day...and today's not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. -Life is fleeting. Stupid is eternal. ------------------ Now where did I leave that doughnut?! |
05-03-2001, 10:52 AM | #12 |
Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess
Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Sweden
Age: 50
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Some people treat their body as a temple,
I treat mine like an amusment park. S´great... Hehe. Right become the left and left become the wrong... Yup, seems like we are´re going on a killing spree... ------------------ WOLF WINS EVERY FIGHT BUT ONE, AND IN THAT ONE, HE DIES |
05-03-2001, 01:13 PM | #13 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
Join Date: April 10, 2001
Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A.
Age: 39
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"superior tactics will win out over numbers"
- Last words of Colonel Custer. ------------------ Meet my lawyer. |
05-03-2001, 02:19 PM | #14 | |
20th Level Warrior
Join Date: April 9, 2001
Location: Dallas, Tx, USA
Age: 54
Posts: 2,830
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Quote:
another good line: That's as rare as a natural C-cup in Beverly Hills... ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil |
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05-03-2001, 10:56 PM | #15 | |
Ninja Storm Shadow
Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 62
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Quote:
On a side note I got a paddling in school for saying frig in 9th grade ------------------ |
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05-03-2001, 11:36 PM | #16 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
Join Date: April 10, 2001
Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A.
Age: 39
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I dont know what were REALLY his last words but that was a anecdote in a chapter of a Robert Aspirin book.
------------------ Meet my lawyer. |
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