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Old 05-03-2001, 10:11 AM   #11
Throntar
Drizzt Do'Urden
 

Join Date: March 15, 2001
Location: Missouri, USA
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Some of my favs:

-I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.

-I'm sweating like a whore in church.

-You're so ugly that when you were a kid, your parents had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you!

-You're the disease and I'm the cure. (Sly Stallone from Cobra.)

-Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly is to the bone.

-ATTENTION: I can only help one person per day...and today's not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

-Life is fleeting. Stupid is eternal.

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Now where did I leave that doughnut?!
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Old 05-03-2001, 10:52 AM   #12
WOLFGIR
Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess
 

Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Sweden
Age: 50
Posts: 3,450
Some people treat their body as a temple,
I treat mine like an amusment park. S´great...

Hehe.

Right become the left and left become the wrong...

Yup, seems like we are´re going on a killing spree...

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WOLF WINS EVERY FIGHT BUT ONE, AND IN THAT ONE, HE DIES
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Old 05-03-2001, 01:13 PM   #13
caleb
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
 

Join Date: April 10, 2001
Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A.
Age: 39
Posts: 2,615
"superior tactics will win out over numbers"
- Last words of Colonel Custer.

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Old 05-03-2001, 02:19 PM   #14
RudeDawg
20th Level Warrior
 

Join Date: April 9, 2001
Location: Dallas, Tx, USA
Age: 54
Posts: 2,830
Quote:
Originally posted by caleb:
"superior tactics will win out over numbers"
- Last words of Colonel Custer.

I always figured his last words were, "Where the Hell did all these guys come from?"

another good line:

That's as rare as a natural C-cup in Beverly Hills...



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Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil
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Old 05-03-2001, 10:56 PM   #15
John D Harris
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Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 62
Posts: 3,577
Quote:
Originally posted by caleb:
"superior tactics will win out over numbers"
- Last words of Colonel Custer.

I though it was "HOLY COW LOOK AT ALL THE FRIGGING INDIANS"

On a side note I got a paddling in school for saying frig in 9th grade


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Old 05-03-2001, 11:36 PM   #16
caleb
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I dont know what were REALLY his last words but that was a anecdote in a chapter of a Robert Aspirin book.

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