Axis of Just As Evil

Arvon · 03-21-2003, 01:37 PM

Very Funny!!!!

http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.shtml

harleyquinn · 03-21-2003, 02:16 PM

hehe, this quote:
the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable

sounds very Monty Pythonish to me, had an image of John Cleese calling thier meeting to order [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Night Stalker · 03-21-2003, 02:33 PM

We are the Axis of Countries that say "Ni!" ....

Kaltia · 03-21-2003, 03:09 PM

No, no, nono!
I have been prohibited from watching or talking about the snakes that are large and swollow peoplke and have "monty" in front because the slightest mention means I say nothing but quotes for several hours [img]tongue.gif[/img]

antryg · 03-21-2003, 03:38 PM

I had secretly thought that Australia thought that way. The Spain/Scotland/New Zealand Axis is just downright scary.

Iron_Ranger · 03-21-2003, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by antryg:
I had secretly thought that Australia thought that way. The Spain/Scotland/New Zealand Axis is just downright scary.

Thats one weird looking Axis

Tancred · 03-21-2003, 07:17 PM

'International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.'

Acidic, corrosive humour... but I haven't laughed as much in ages.

Night Stalker · 03-21-2003, 08:34 PM

B: Pinky! I have a brilliant idea! I'm going to form a coalition of Lietchestein, Nepal, and Vatican City. Together, we will be know as the Axis of Small, Unimportant and Generally Ignored Countries that Soon Shall Be Master! I must contact their leaders and inform them that they have joined my Axis ..... We need to begin our plans as soon as possible! Tonight preferably.

P: That's Brilliant Brain!
Uh .... Brain?

B: What, Pinky?

P: What plans are those?

B: *sigh* The same plans we've always had Pinky .... Taking Over The WORLD!

P: Oh, right. ZORT!
Brain, what's an Axis?

B: An Axis is an indominable alliance of three countries bent on world conquest!

P: I thought it was an imaginary line about which a point revolves.

B: Shut UP Pinky!

P: Ok.
Mmmm, Brain?

B: Yyyessss Pinky?

P: Isn't the Pope the leader of Vatican City?

B: And you point isss?

P: Well, he is the Pope and all. Isn't he kinda influential. That, and I don't think he'd really go along with this whole taking over the world thing ....

B: Why do I let you have speaking priveliges?
WAIT! I have identified a flaw in my plan. Vatican City doesn't fit into my Axis!

P: They don't?

B: No.

P: Well who then?

B: Cyprus.
Pinky ... Are you pondering ..... what I'm pondering?

P: Well I think so, Brain, but I don't think Saddam Hussein has a Mommy to run crying home to. NARF!

B: Don't you have traffic to play in or something?

P: Oh right! HAhahahhahaa!

B: And when you're done doing that, bring me a shrubbery!
I'm going to feed him to a cat some day. Now, I must contact the members of my Axis .....

[ 03-21-2003, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: Night Stalker ]

03-21-2003, 01:37 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Very Funny!!!! http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.shtml __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

03-21-2003, 02:16 PM	#2
harleyquinn Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 25, 2002 Location: NY Age: 48 Posts: 1,190	hehe, this quote: the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable sounds very Monty Pythonish to me, had an image of John Cleese calling thier meeting to order [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://www.bethspage.us/sig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

03-21-2003, 02:33 PM	#3
Night Stalker Lord Ao Join Date: June 24, 2002 Location: Nevernever Land Age: 49 Posts: 2,002	We are the Axis of Countries that say "Ni!" .... __________________ [url]\"http://www.duryea.org/pinky/gurkin.wav\" target=\"_blank\">AYPWIP?</a> .... <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1ponder]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1ponder.gif\" /> <br />\"I think so Brain, but isn\'t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?\"<br /><br />Shut UP! Pinky!

03-21-2003, 03:09 PM	#4
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	No, no, nono! I have been prohibited from watching or talking about the snakes that are large and swollow peoplke and have "monty" in front because the slightest mention means I say nothing but quotes for several hours [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

03-21-2003, 03:38 PM	#5
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	I had secretly thought that Australia thought that way. The Spain/Scotland/New Zealand Axis is just downright scary. __________________

03-21-2003, 07:17 PM	#7
Tancred White Dragon Join Date: April 1, 2001 Location: UK Age: 43 Posts: 1,893	'International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.' Acidic, corrosive humour... but I haven't laughed as much in ages. __________________ \"HELP! I\'ve superglued myself to a flaming bowling ball!\"

03-21-2003, 08:34 PM	#8
Night Stalker Lord Ao Join Date: June 24, 2002 Location: Nevernever Land Age: 49 Posts: 2,002	B: Pinky! I have a brilliant idea! I'm going to form a coalition of Lietchestein, Nepal, and Vatican City. Together, we will be know as the Axis of Small, Unimportant and Generally Ignored Countries that Soon Shall Be Master! I must contact their leaders and inform them that they have joined my Axis ..... We need to begin our plans as soon as possible! Tonight preferably. P: That's Brilliant Brain! Uh .... Brain? B: What, Pinky? P: What plans are those? B: sigh The same plans we've always had Pinky .... Taking Over The WORLD! P: Oh, right. ZORT! Brain, what's an Axis? B: An Axis is an indominable alliance of three countries bent on world conquest! P: I thought it was an imaginary line about which a point revolves. B: Shut UP Pinky! P: Ok. Mmmm, Brain? B: Yyyessss Pinky? P: Isn't the Pope the leader of Vatican City? B: And you point isss? P: Well, he is the Pope and all. Isn't he kinda influential. That, and I don't think he'd really go along with this whole taking over the world thing .... B: Why do I let you have speaking priveliges? WAIT! I have identified a flaw in my plan. Vatican City doesn't fit into my Axis! P: They don't? B: No. P: Well who then? B: Cyprus. Pinky ... Are you pondering ..... what I'm pondering? P: Well I think so, Brain, but I don't think Saddam Hussein has a Mommy to run crying home to. NARF! B: Don't you have traffic to play in or something? P: Oh right! HAhahahhahaa! B: And when you're done doing that, bring me a shrubbery! I'm going to feed him to a cat some day. Now, I must contact the members of my Axis ..... [ 03-21-2003, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: Night Stalker ] __________________ [url]\"http://www.duryea.org/pinky/gurkin.wav\" target=\"_blank\">AYPWIP?</a> .... <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1ponder]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1ponder.gif\" /> <br />\"I think so Brain, but isn\'t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?\"<br /><br />Shut UP! Pinky!

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