The worst movie EVER...

[Nerull]

Originally posted by HolyWarrior: The Blair Witch Project was so bad I actually fell asleep. Scary my ass!

No, Blair Witch 2 was worse! It was terrible, and not scary at all. Blair Witch 1 at least had a few moments. The second one had nothing.

Another one of my all-time leaders is The English Patient. Sat there with my girlfriend at the time, and I had to keep asking her about the plot along the way (was way too convoluted, and had facts missing). Her answer was "if you read the book, it said (blah, blah, blah)." For what I paid for a ticket, I could have just bought the book, read it (giving me more entertainment time than the movie did), and would have had a more complete understanding of the story.

Oh, and how about Hackers. Ryan Phillipe and Freddie Prinze Jr. should both find new gigs, because the acting thing is NOT working for them. You can pretty much grab any one of their movies and add to the list of bad movies.

[AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe]

Let us not forget Reign of fire. I actually get washed over with a wave of naseu just thinking about that movie. Ughh, and I did see Rocky at the Eagles game, that was stupid.

[Nanobyte]

Originally posted by AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe: Let us not forget Reign of fire.

We haven't.

Reign of Fire(keep one eye on the sky... in a closed underworld dungeon)

[Xen]

Oh I think anything or most of the stuff with Bruce Willis...

Or Commando it was really weird but funny...

"As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza."

[AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe]

Jason X was really bad but worst movie ever I don't know about. XXX with vin deisel was pretty terrible too. Running around shooting people with a tranquilizer gun, give me a break. You'de think with Vin and Sammy J they could have made something at least a little bit better.

[Faceman]

I think the filthy critic said it best.
"XXX is the loser kid who wants to be cool and tries to hard"
It was a terribly weak movie but what made it even more terrible was that at every scene the writers had to bloke: "Look we are so cool, look Vin Diesel is so cool, wanna see him do something cool?"
So buckle up James Bond because here comes a secret agent that can do anything you can except for looking smart while he's at it

[RoSs_bg2_rox]

Have any of u ever seen red rock west? I thought it really sucked ass. Thats prob the worst movie i ever saw. It was kinda pointless!

[Xen]

Originally posted by Faceman: I think the filthy critic said it best. "XXX is the loser kid who wants to be cool and tries to hard" It was a terribly weak movie but what made it even more terrible was that at every scene the writers had to bloke: "Look we are so cool, look Vin Diesel is so cool, wanna see him do something cool?" So buckle up James Bond because here comes a secret agent that can do anything you can except for looking smart while he's at it

Yeah! How could I forget that one?! There are many bad movies I guess...

He is just another wannabe James Bond... but Bond is unique if you ask me.

[Bozos of Bones]

We are forgetting something.
Michael Dudukoff, Christopher Lambert(except Highlander 2), Chuck Norris, Stephen Seagull(yes, I know the spelling), some other cretinous Hollywood outcasts, and some more of those.

[Tancred]

Wing Commander? Has anyone seen this movie? I mean, literally, has anyone actually seen it? I don't remember the cinema release. I saw it once very late at night on TV while staying in a hotel. As a madloonycrazy fan of space flying games in my youth (no ground to hit, see) and of the Wing Commander franchise in general... the movie was a pretty heartbreaking experience.

It was another of the Freddie Prinze Jr/Matthew Lillard tag team movies, too.