Glued to toilet, man sues Home Depot

[Sir Degrader]

Originally posted by armageddon272: quote: Originally posted by Lauren: Ouchies. I actually heard a story going around that some woman superglued a guys penis to his stomach... am not sure if it's true but that's what I have heard.

Unfortunately, it's very true [/QUOTE]OW3D!

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Memnoch: This is ridiculous. What kind of moron doesn't wipe the toilet seat before sitting on it? He deserved to get stuck if he was that stupid.

I was wondering the same thing!

And if he's not into it for the money why is asking for that much? [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

[ 11-14-2005, 03:29 PM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]

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Originally posted by Cloudbringer: quote: Originally posted by Memnoch: This is ridiculous. What kind of moron doesn't wipe the toilet seat before sitting on it? He deserved to get stuck if he was that stupid.

I was wondering the same thing!

And if he's not into it for the money why is asking for that much? [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]My point exactly. But then again, who in the land of free Burger King refills isn't in it for the money when it comes to court appeals like this one?

[Brayf]

Originally posted by Sir Degrader: quote: Originally posted by Lauren: Ouchies. I actually heard a story going around that some woman superglued a guys penis to his stomach... am not sure if it's true but that's what I have heard.

That was on Reservoir Dogs, the movie, not the dogs. [/QUOTE]That wasn't on Reservoir Dogs!

[Sir Degrader]

Yes it was. AND I QUOTE!

Note: Not for Kids.
~ Edit: NOW for kids.
EDDIE
Nobody knows for sure what he did.
We just know he did something.
Anyway, Elois plays it real cool.
And waits for the next time this
bag of crap gets drunk. So one
night the guy gets drunk and
passes out on the couch. So while
the guy's
inebriated, she strips him naked.
Then she takes some crazy glue and
glues his dick to his belly.

The car reacts to how horrible that would be.

EDDIE
I'm dead bloody serious. She put
some on his dick and some on his
belly, then stuck 'em together.
The paramedics had to come and cut
it loose.

The car reacts badly.

MR. WHITE
My word!

FREDDY
You can do some crazy things with
it.

EDDIE
I don't know what he did to her,
but she got even.

MR. WHITE
Was he all pissed off?

MR. PINK
How would you feel if you had to
do a handstand every time you took
a piss.

[ 11-14-2005, 05:30 PM: Message edited by: Sir Degrader ]

[shamrock_uk]

Originally posted by Sir Degrader: MR. WHITE My word!

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