Bard vs Ninja - Page 2

Sir Goulum · 02-09-2005, 10:03 PM

The ninja would be finished before the bard could even open its mouth. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

armageddon272 · 02-10-2005, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by krunchyfrogg:
http://www.realultimatepower.net

'nuff said

How does one respond to that?

Harkoliar · 02-10-2005, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by armageddon272:

quote:
Originally posted by krunchyfrogg:
http://www.realultimatepower.net

'nuff said

How does one respond to that? [/QUOTE]i find that hillarious website.. especially with linkin park dbz midi playing in the background

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Xen · 02-10-2005, 09:20 AM

Ninja would slice and dice the Bard. He/she would kill him like a hot knife goes through butter.

Ivelliis · 02-10-2005, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Legolas:
Say you organise a thousand battles to the death between ninja's and bards. Suppose only a single bard wins his fight (the ninja stumbled and impaled himself on the lute).

That's the fight everyone'll be singing about.

Since there were no bards left in the other 999 matches, they're forgotten.

On the other hand, suppose the bards won all fights but one. With that many dead ninja's, everyone will tell you they are rare, and hard to spot. Since they are in fact considered exotic by many in the west, you'll have to conclude this outcome is much more likely.

But no matter what sources you're looking at, from the above it's clear that it'll be the bard owning the ninja, end of story.

Am I the only one who noticed that as a bad joke? (The Italic Bit

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Legolas · 02-10-2005, 11:52 AM

You missed end of story

RevRuby · 02-10-2005, 11:57 AM

i like bards

Gnarf · 02-14-2005, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Morgeruat:
OK, so we all know pirates hate ninja's

Hmmm... that be bad news to Chris the Ninja Pirate, me thinks.

Marty4 · 02-14-2005, 07:12 PM

Depends on what kind of bard. Singer? Ninjas will rip them to shreds. BG2 bard? If the ninja manages to dodge/resist all the potent magic, then they have to cut through stoneskin, mirror image, etc. In other words, they're screwed.

Dron_Cah · 02-14-2005, 08:25 PM

Yes, the website posted is all the info you need! Heheh, I love that site!

best line ever: "The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people."

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02-10-2005, 11:57 AM	#17
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 45 Posts: 1,720	i like bards __________________ peek-a-boo

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02-09-2005, 10:03 PM	#11
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	The ninja would be finished before the bard could even open its mouth. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

02-10-2005, 09:20 AM	#14
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 37 Posts: 8,554	Ninja would slice and dice the Bard. He/she would kill him like a hot knife goes through butter.

02-10-2005, 11:52 AM	#16
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 40 Posts: 5,459	You missed end of story

02-14-2005, 07:12 PM	#19
Marty4 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 31, 2004 Location: VA Age: 34 Posts: 1,127	Depends on what kind of bard. Singer? Ninjas will rip them to shreds. BG2 bard? If the ninja manages to dodge/resist all the potent magic, then they have to cut through stoneskin, mirror image, etc. In other words, they're screwed.

02-14-2005, 08:25 PM	#20
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 39 Posts: 2,637	Yes, the website posted is all the info you need! Heheh, I love that site! best line ever: "The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people."

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