Go Army!!!!! this is funny. - Page 2

nick1979 · 08-16-2001, 01:32 PM

That was awesome!

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Moridin · 08-16-2001, 02:26 PM

Perhaps she was a prostitute

GO ARMY

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SSJ4Sephiroth · 08-16-2001, 04:56 PM

i believe i remember hearing about that somewhere else before... but its still funny!

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Sentinel04 · 08-16-2001, 05:00 PM

LoL that was hilarious!

Larry_OHF · 08-16-2001, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moridin:
Perhaps she was a prostitute

I was thinking the same thing!

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Lioness · 08-16-2001, 05:31 PM

LOL! Hilarious.

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John D Harris · 08-16-2001, 06:39 PM

Lmao, Preach it bro. Earthdog

Billikins the Bold · 08-17-2001, 07:24 AM

This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with the Canadian coast guard off the coast of Newfoundland October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval operations

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call

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Fear? I know not the meaning of the word. And you can keep that dictionary away from me!

08-17-2001, 09:51 AM

How about this one? (supposed to be a true story btw)

The Americans wanted to design and build a pen that would work in weightless space for their Astronauts - they spent millions of dollars to develop a biro which could do this

The Russians use pencils

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Lifetime · 08-17-2001, 09:56 AM

Ritual Stupidity.
Separating men from apes.

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Why?

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08-16-2001, 01:32 PM	#11
nick1979 Zhentarim Guard Join Date: April 11, 2001 Location: Murfreesboro, TN, USA Age: 46 Posts: 333	That was awesome! ------------------

08-16-2001, 02:26 PM	#12
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	Perhaps she was a prostitute GO ARMY ------------------ Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time

08-16-2001, 04:56 PM	#13
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 38 Posts: 4,361	i believe i remember hearing about that somewhere else before... but its still funny! ------------------ With each kill, I grow wiser, and with added wisdom, I grow stronger. Does anybody have any idea what this means?

08-16-2001, 05:00 PM	#14
Sentinel04 The Magister Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Gainesville, Fl, USA Posts: 136	LoL that was hilarious!

08-16-2001, 05:31 PM	#16
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 37 Posts: 5,837	LOL! Hilarious. ------------------ Sword Saint of the HADB Clan Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe Little Angel of Ironworks

08-16-2001, 06:39 PM	#17
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	Lmao, Preach it bro. Earthdog

08-17-2001, 07:24 AM	#18
Billikins the Bold The Magister Join Date: June 7, 2001 Location: Manchester Posts: 147	This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with the Canadian coast guard off the coast of Newfoundland October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval operations Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call ------------------ Fear? I know not the meaning of the word. And you can keep that dictionary away from me!

08-17-2001, 09:51 AM	#19
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	How about this one? (supposed to be a true story btw) The Americans wanted to design and build a pen that would work in weightless space for their Astronauts - they spent millions of dollars to develop a biro which could do this The Russians use pencils ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. Lord Raptor's Site

08-17-2001, 09:56 AM	#20
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	Ritual Stupidity. Separating men from apes. ------------------ Why?

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