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02-18-2003, 07:30 AM
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 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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A Lawyer Named Strange
A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer. "Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put ``here lies an honest lawyer''." "But that won't let people know who it is" protested the lawyer. "Certainly will," retorted the stonecutter. "people will read it and exclaim, "That's Strange!"
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02-18-2003, 09:39 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: October 31, 2002
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Spoon fed comedy!
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02-18-2003, 12:24 PM
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Join Date: October 4, 2001
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From Paul Harvey Yesterday....
In Italy a young couple were making out in a car in some town. The cops noticed the car rocking around and the steamed windows. The couple were arrested for indecent exposure. The total age of the couple was 156!!!
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Ah... more lawyer jokes.
 What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue. And his son? Bill.
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02-18-2003, 01:29 PM
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Both the joke and Paul Harvey were funny. I'm interested in seeing TL's response to the joke, though
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[img]graemlins/outtahere.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] That was a response i did NOT expect 
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Join Date: October 4, 2001
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I can't recall the source....But this was reported as a true story.
There was this Russian going home after a night of drinking. It was 30 degrees below zero. It seems that he had to releave himself behind a bus stop. Well in waving 'it' around 'it' got stuck to the metal of the bus stop. After some time he was rescued by someone witha a kettle of warm water. His only complaint was the suggestions of passers by on how to get free. I have no idea if this is an Urban Legend or not. [ 02-18-2003, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]
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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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