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John D Harris · 06-12-2002, 11:04 PM

The Pond...

A farmer had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice, picnic tables, horse-shoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond. I only came to feed my alligators."

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Lady Blue03 · 06-12-2002, 11:07 PM

ROFLMFAO those are so hilarious!

/)eathKiller · 06-12-2002, 11:09 PM

uh but don't you think jessie jackson would have a load to BS up about morals? naah

Funny stuff anyway [img]tongue.gif[/img] Good for a good belly bust...

06-13-2002, 09:08 AM

Ya gots me giggling [img]smile.gif[/img]

Harkoliar · 06-13-2002, 09:11 AM

nice one!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

06-12-2002, 11:04 PM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	The Pond... A farmer had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice, picnic tables, horse-shoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond. I only came to feed my alligators." World's Thinnest Books 20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno 19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver 18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino 17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton 16. MY LIFE'S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan 15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates 14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman 13. MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore 12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC 11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS 10. DETROIT a Travel Guide 9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by DR J. Kevorkian 8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN 7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN 6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes 5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA 3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY 2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ............... 1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

06-12-2002, 11:07 PM	#2
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 39 Posts: 4,557	ROFLMFAO those are so hilarious! __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

06-12-2002, 11:09 PM	#3
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 40 Posts: 6,043	uh but don't you think jessie jackson would have a load to BS up about morals? naah Funny stuff anyway [img]tongue.gif[/img] Good for a good belly bust... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

06-13-2002, 09:11 AM	#5
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 42 Posts: 5,556	nice one!! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

06-13-2002, 09:08 AM	#4
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	Ya gots me giggling [img]smile.gif[/img]

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