Funny NPC line...

[stcardgeek]

Don't ask me where, I've forgotten, but someone was fussing at me to behave myself...he said if I didn't....he would *shoot first and ahve the necromancer ask questions later* By dippie, I rolled for 5 minutes..that's gotta be my favorite line so far......

[[wcip]Angel]

I kinda like the aspiring actor in vivec who quotes Macbeth when he says "I'll be the actor who frets and struts his hour upon the stage and is heard no more."
We had to memorize that passage in college, so I picked up on it first time I played through the game. I remember another character quoting another famous fiction, but I don't remember which character and which book.

[Kakero]

emmm..Uncle Crassius also got some funny lines. and people associated with him also got some funny lines like cleaning his spear or something like that.

[Warhammer]

I wandered into this shack with my level 50 Warmage (Dragonbone armor, 180 armor rating, 100+ in 5 of his attributes, guildamaster of the mages, the fighters, the cult and the legion and so on...) and this commoner tells me: "Don't worry, I won't hurt you"

[Fortunes of War]

If you remove all your armor and clothing and then walk into any public area, you'll hear some amusing NPC dialogue.
Afterward, go down to your local shopping mall and try the same thing and then compare the reactions.

[Rimjaw]

Originally posted by Kakero: emmm..Uncle Crassius also got some funny lines. and people associated with him also got some funny lines like cleaning his spear or something like that.

*shudder*

[ 06-24-2002, 10:10 AM: Message edited by: Rimjaw ]

[Nydlari]

Originally posted by stcardgeek: Don't ask me where, I've forgotten, but someone was fussing at me to behave myself...he said if I didn't....he would *shoot first and ahve the necromancer ask questions later* By dippie, I rolled for 5 minutes..that's gotta be my favorite line so far......

I just got that one recently too, It was in or near one of the televini towers. I think it was Tel Mora, but it may have been Tel Vos.

Idiot that I am, I took him seriously and searched the entire tower for a necromancer...DOH!

[Kakero]

Originally posted by Fortunes of was : If you remove all your armor and clothing and then walk into any public area, you'll hear some amusing NPC dialogue. Afterward, go down to your local shopping mall and try the same thing and then compare the reactions.

Like this? " Cover yourself! Are you mad? Have you no decency? "

or this? " Outlander, you forgot you cloths on "

[skywalker]

Originally posted by Fortunes of War: If you remove all your armor and clothing and then walk into any public area, you'll hear some amusing NPC dialogue. Afterward, go down to your local shopping mall and try the same thing and then compare the reactions.

But if you just put shoes on, the remarks stop!

Mark

[Fortunes of War]

Originally posted by skywalker:

But if you just put shoes on, the remarks stop!

I tried that, but the remarks got more and more abusive until I finally was asked to leave.
Now I'm no longer allowed on the premises of my local 7-11.