Return of the Gardener..... - Page 8

shadowhound · 07-13-2002, 05:39 PM

Shadow stands at the front door covered in freezing cold water. He opens the door and yells out "I am interested in the position of Chauffer, anyone out there?" He sits down in a chair.

Lioness · 07-13-2002, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by shadowhound:
Shadow stands at the front door covered in freezing cold water. He opens the door and yells out "I am interested in the position of Chauffer, anyone out there?" He sits down in a chair.

"Hello!" Lioness comes tumbling down the stairs and opens the door. "Sure you can! Now, your first duty is to go out and buy a big limosine for you to chauffer me around in, ok?"

shadowhound · 07-13-2002, 07:19 PM

"Err, um ok i guess", Shadow runs down to the nearest caryard and hotwires a limo, he then starts doing burnouts all through the garden.

Deiter Leafblade · 07-14-2002, 11:18 AM

Deiter makes it to the fort first! [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] "I wish I could remember what that big red button does..."

SSJ4Sephiroth · 07-14-2002, 12:34 PM

Well Deiter, why don't you press it and find out?

Deiter Leafblade · 07-14-2002, 05:44 PM

He notices some kind of warning sticker near the button. "Press in case the garden is still there." His eyes follow the wire leading from the button to a huge lazer pointed at his garden. "HOLY FRIGGEN FERTALIZER!"

He aim's the lazer at Sephs room and pushes the button.

[img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

(Looks like I found out, eh Seph?)

SSJ4Sephiroth · 07-14-2002, 05:52 PM

Seph, however, is quite fortunate. In an effort to look at himself every time he looks at the walls he has replaced the walls with mirrors that bounce the laser around. He gets down under the bed while waiting for the single ray of light to blast outwards of his room and back towards Deiter. (Didn't see that comin, did ya? [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] )

Neb · 07-14-2002, 05:55 PM

Instead of ending up heading towards Deiter, however, the lazer blasts through Seph's bed and fries his hair off of his head. Making him bald.

Aelia Jusa · 07-14-2002, 05:59 PM

*Aelia watches the laser bounce around the garden, glad now that she put on her protective, (though unflattering

) suit* Blimey! Nebby, what are you doing?? He's caught you napping and reached the fort before us! Guess I'll have to go it alone then... *muses for a minute, wondering how best to irritate the gardener... throws a lighted match into the Gardener's stand of prized pencil pines* Bwhahaha! Take that Gardenboy! [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

SSJ4Sephiroth · 07-14-2002, 06:03 PM

Seph pulls off the baldcap that was under his wig, revealing his normal set of hair.

07-13-2002, 05:39 PM	#71
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 39 Posts: 3,281	Shadow stands at the front door covered in freezing cold water. He opens the door and yells out "I am interested in the position of Chauffer, anyone out there?" He sits down in a chair. __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

07-13-2002, 07:19 PM	#73
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 39 Posts: 3,281	"Err, um ok i guess", Shadow runs down to the nearest caryard and hotwires a limo, he then starts doing burnouts all through the garden. __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

07-14-2002, 05:59 PM	#79
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 44 Posts: 4,867	Aelia watches the laser bounce around the garden, glad now that she put on her protective, (though unflattering ) suit Blimey! Nebby, what are you doing?? He's caught you napping and reached the fort before us! Guess I'll have to go it alone then... muses for a minute, wondering how best to irritate the gardener... throws a lighted match into the Gardener's stand of prized pencil pines Bwhahaha! Take that Gardenboy! [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] __________________

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07-14-2002, 11:18 AM	#74
Deiter Leafblade Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 1, 2001 Location: Somewhere Age: 38 Posts: 934	Deiter makes it to the fort first! [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] "I wish I could remember what that big red button does..."

07-14-2002, 12:34 PM	#75
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 38 Posts: 4,361	Well Deiter, why don't you press it and find out?

07-14-2002, 05:44 PM	#76
Deiter Leafblade Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 1, 2001 Location: Somewhere Age: 38 Posts: 934	He notices some kind of warning sticker near the button. "Press in case the garden is still there." His eyes follow the wire leading from the button to a huge lazer pointed at his garden. "HOLY FRIGGEN FERTALIZER!" He aim's the lazer at Sephs room and pushes the button. [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] (Looks like I found out, eh Seph?)

07-14-2002, 05:52 PM	#77
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 38 Posts: 4,361	Seph, however, is quite fortunate. In an effort to look at himself every time he looks at the walls he has replaced the walls with mirrors that bounce the laser around. He gets down under the bed while waiting for the single ray of light to blast outwards of his room and back towards Deiter. (Didn't see that comin, did ya? [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] )

07-14-2002, 05:55 PM	#78
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Instead of ending up heading towards Deiter, however, the lazer blasts through Seph's bed and fries his hair off of his head. Making him bald.

07-14-2002, 06:03 PM	#80
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 38 Posts: 4,361	Seph pulls off the baldcap that was under his wig, revealing his normal set of hair.

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