oh god the smell

abdels · 03-22-2002, 07:21 PM

Just went and saw aran for the first time and i thought to myself, well im having a romance with jahera and why doesnt she seem to mind my smell. I have been walking around killing monsters and getting there gore on me and fatrting and all that and i havent bathed. I find it really rude that aran had that nice steaming whirlpool bath and didnt offer me and my friends a nice hottub god i have to bath i can barely stand myself. Anyone out there know where a public bath house is and if so please plug yhour nose and point the way.

Daniel · 03-22-2002, 07:29 PM

Why don't you go and pick a fight with a water elemental, that might work lol.

Or better yet cast stinking cloud on everyone else, maybe that way your smell wont seem so bad.

[ 03-22-2002, 07:31 PM: Message edited by: Daniel ]

abdels · 03-22-2002, 07:34 PM

i tried but it didnt help maybe ill go and find a skunk as a familiar lmao

Lady Blue03 · 03-22-2002, 07:41 PM

Now heres an interesting question: If a human male found a half-elf female who was a very esteemed and well-known warrior, but she smells like death, does he still put the moves on her?(did i mention the elf is really good looking? or arent all elves like that

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[ 03-22-2002, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Lady Blue03 ]

Daniel · 03-22-2002, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lady Blue03:
Now heres an interesting question: If a human male found a half-elf female who was a very esteemed and well-known warrior, but she smells like death, does he still put the moves on her?(did i mention the elf is really good looking? or arent all elves like that )

I'd make the moves (I am suffering from a cold at the moment I have a blocked up nose and cannot smell a damn thing, so I guess I would get the best of both worlds)

Luvian · 03-22-2002, 11:14 PM

Most Inn's room come with some sort of bath. just not a big permanent one like Aran. Something like a big barrel that can be sent to your room and then filled there.

Glorfindel · 03-22-2002, 11:29 PM

Yeh that tub is Seriously suspicous

Ar-Cunin · 03-23-2002, 04:18 PM

What is wrong with smelling a bit "manly" - some girls like that.

And you can always by some perfume for your ladyfriend

[ 03-23-2002, 04:20 PM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ]

Lady Blue03 · 03-23-2002, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ar-Cunin:
What is wrong with smelling a bit "manly" - some girls like that.

And you can always by some perfume for your ladyfriend

Oh good good buying your lady-friend perfume is code for saying you smell reeeeallllly bad, can i say *slap*? lol

! As for smelling "manly", i myself prefer Old Spice manly or Obsession for Men manly, lol

03-22-2002, 07:41 PM	#4
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 39 Posts: 4,557	Now heres an interesting question: If a human male found a half-elf female who was a very esteemed and well-known warrior, but she smells like death, does he still put the moves on her?(did i mention the elf is really good looking? or arent all elves like that ) [ 03-22-2002, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Lady Blue03 ] __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

03-22-2002, 11:14 PM	#6
Luvian Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 27, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 44 Posts: 6,766	Most Inn's room come with some sort of bath. just not a big permanent one like Aran. Something like a big barrel that can be sent to your room and then filled there. __________________ Once upon a time in Canada...

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Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 54 Posts: 2,326	What is wrong with smelling a bit "manly" - some girls like that. And you can always by some perfume for your ladyfriend [ 03-23-2002, 04:20 PM: Message edited by: Ar-Cunin ] __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

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03-22-2002, 07:21 PM	#1
abdels Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: February 25, 2002 Location: albert lea Posts: 26	Just went and saw aran for the first time and i thought to myself, well im having a romance with jahera and why doesnt she seem to mind my smell. I have been walking around killing monsters and getting there gore on me and fatrting and all that and i havent bathed. I find it really rude that aran had that nice steaming whirlpool bath and didnt offer me and my friends a nice hottub god i have to bath i can barely stand myself. Anyone out there know where a public bath house is and if so please plug yhour nose and point the way.

03-22-2002, 07:29 PM	#2
Daniel Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 24, 2002 Location: England Age: 42 Posts: 1,203	Why don't you go and pick a fight with a water elemental, that might work lol. Or better yet cast stinking cloud on everyone else, maybe that way your smell wont seem so bad. [ 03-22-2002, 07:31 PM: Message edited by: Daniel ]

03-22-2002, 07:34 PM	#3
abdels Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: February 25, 2002 Location: albert lea Posts: 26	i tried but it didnt help maybe ill go and find a skunk as a familiar lmao

03-22-2002, 11:29 PM	#7
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 38 Posts: 3,337	Yeh that tub is Seriously suspicous

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