The conclusion to the story of Yorick and Larry's battle!!! - Page 5

Garnet FalconDance · 02-28-2002, 03:22 PM

Why girls, with a wide-eyed innocent look we have Attalus fill in that hole inthe arena!

TAOWolf · 02-28-2002, 03:25 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Garnet FalconDance:
Why girls, with a wide-eyed innocent look we have Attalus fill in that hole inthe arena!

Why , what a wonderful idea!!! ~goes for an innocent look~ Onward and forward, and all that, Attalus!

Neb · 02-28-2002, 03:29 PM

Neb regains his voice and casts a Prismatic Sphere on himself, he then jumps down from the tree and calmly reenters the Arena, those dogs who get too close end up more or less dead.

The sorcerer then casts Protection From Evil on himself and summons a Pit Fiend, as it begins charging towards those already in the Arena he hides amongst the crowd.

Talthyr Malkaviel · 02-28-2002, 03:38 PM

Is Larry in his own form at the moment?? I'm confused as to where/who he is at the moment *starts searching arena, carelessly stepping on Yoricks carcass.*
Oooops, sorry.

Garnet FalconDance · 02-28-2002, 03:46 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Is Larry in his own form at the moment?? I'm confused as to where/who he is at the moment *starts searching arena, carelessly stepping on Yoricks carcass.*
Oooops, sorry.

OOC>>> YOu'd better look again, Talthyr...Yorick is definitely not a mere carcass right now

. And Larry is at the bottom of a very big pit ........

Larry_OHF · 02-28-2002, 06:30 PM

Feeling his one good arm failing in strength, Larry decided to skip the second part of the song and skip to the good part...

Somewhere in the crowds...Madman could be heard playing a screaming eletric guitar...

No one but me, can save myself, but it's too laaate!
Now I can't see, see why I should even tryyyyyy!

Yesterday seems, as though it never existeeeeeed!
Death greets me warm, now I will just say good-byyyyyeee!

~And diiiiieeeee~

His fingers losing their last small hope of rescue, Larry again began to fall towards the bottom of the pit.

Attalus · 02-28-2002, 09:29 PM

(Backs up truck and pours an entire truckload of wet aggregate into the pit)

Morgeruat · 02-28-2002, 11:13 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! don't kill him, besides how do you know he won't just dimension door, or teleport somehwere else, granted if he leaves the arena he loses... or something like that.

Yorick · 03-01-2002, 02:50 AM

Haunted by the melody below, and stung by a pang of guilt, Yorick knelt beside he crack of doom openly weeping. His rage had passed, and he was now a man again. Logical and self controlled. Except he was being emotional, so he either still possessed some of his artistic passion, or the female blood had further effect on him. Yorick knew not which.

Regardless, remorse filled and regretful, Yorick pulled out his dictaphone.

Tears streamed down his face. Larry! His soundless mouth shaped. "Larry, don't despair. I recorded you!"

Putting the dictaphone into reverse play, the requiem of death became a requiem of non-death. A celebration of life.

Would this be enough? Would the song infuse Larry with enough life force/motivation to prevent his doom? Would Yoricks voice be lost forever? Would Larrys arm re-socket itself? Would the aggregate take one or two hours to reach the molten lava? Would it thus melt?

Stay tuned....

[ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: Yorick ]

Larry_OHF · 03-01-2002, 07:53 AM

There are things in this world that we cannot explain.
Miracles happen and we know not why.
Thus, it is not surprising to read yet another such story as the one that I am about to relate.
If you have small children...
you may want to remove them from the room.

To slow down his impending doom, Larry had effectively situated his trench coat to catch the wind, thus slowing him down to float slowly to his death. The heat from the molten lava below was beginning to burn his body, yet the hot air from the red death rose up to grant him a slower decent. Then Larry heard strange noises from above and looked up. A cascade of cement was chasing its way down the hole after him! The heat from the lava began to solidify the cement, and then as a rock, it fell right past Larry to meet the lava first, being heavier than he and not wearing a trench coat. Upon splashing down, the lava began to melt the rock, but the lava also began to be overwhelmed by the immense size of the rock! There had been so much of the cement poured that it actually overwhelmed the lava pool and won the battle! The lava began to cool and harden and by the time Larry landed, it was on solid ground! Of course, upon landing, every bone in Larry's body was crushed, and he lay there like a pool of flesh, broken and dying.
That is when he heard the music. Far above at the mouth of the chasm...Yorick had begun to play the recorded death song backwards, thus meaning life. This music began to heal Larry's wounds and mend his broken body back into shape once again. Now put back together again, Larry cast polymorph self and turned into a great eagle that began to fly his way out of the hole. The crowd was both cheering and booing to have seen Larry's fall. They were all astonished to see a great eagle fly from the hole and transform back into human form, to stand by Yorick again! Nobody could beleive it, and neither did anyone say a word.
Larry smiled at Yorick and presented him a chocolate morsal.

"This chocolate holds your voice. Upon consumption, it will give you back what I had wrongfully taken away.

The battle is your's this day. I lost, and you have conquered.

Name your desire..and it shall be granted unto you."

02-28-2002, 03:25 PM	#42
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	quote: Originally posted by Garnet FalconDance: *Why girls, with a wide-eyed innocent look* we have Attalus fill in that hole inthe arena!** Why , what a wonderful idea!!! ~goes for an innocent look~ Onward and forward, and all that, Attalus!

02-28-2002, 03:38 PM	#44
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	Is Larry in his own form at the moment?? I'm confused as to where/who he is at the moment starts searching arena, carelessly stepping on Yoricks carcass. Oooops, sorry. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

02-28-2002, 03:46 PM	#45
Garnet FalconDance Mephistopheles Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: deep within the sylvan splendor.... Age: 61 Posts: 1,443	quote: Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel: Is Larry in his own form at the moment?? I'm confused as to where/who he is at the moment starts searching arena, carelessly stepping on Yoricks carcass. Oooops, sorry. OOC>>> YOu'd better look again, Talthyr...Yorick is definitely not a mere carcass right now . And Larry is at the bottom of a very big pit ........

02-28-2002, 11:13 PM	#48
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 5,421	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! don't kill him, besides how do you know he won't just dimension door, or teleport somehwere else, granted if he leaves the arena he loses... or something like that. __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

03-01-2002, 02:50 AM	#49
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 53 Posts: 9,246	Haunted by the melody below, and stung by a pang of guilt, Yorick knelt beside he crack of doom openly weeping. His rage had passed, and he was now a man again. Logical and self controlled. Except he was being emotional, so he either still possessed some of his artistic passion, or the female blood had further effect on him. Yorick knew not which. Regardless, remorse filled and regretful, Yorick pulled out his dictaphone. Tears streamed down his face. Larry! His soundless mouth shaped. "Larry, don't despair. I recorded you!" Putting the dictaphone into reverse play, the requiem of death became a requiem of non-death. A celebration of life. Would this be enough? Would the song infuse Larry with enough life force/motivation to prevent his doom? Would Yoricks voice be lost forever? Would Larrys arm re-socket itself? Would the aggregate take one or two hours to reach the molten lava? Would it thus melt? Stay tuned.... [ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: Yorick ] __________________ http://www.hughwilson.com

02-28-2002, 03:22 PM	#41
Garnet FalconDance Mephistopheles Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: deep within the sylvan splendor.... Age: 61 Posts: 1,443	Why girls, with a wide-eyed innocent look we have Attalus fill in that hole inthe arena!

02-28-2002, 03:29 PM	#43
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Neb regains his voice and casts a Prismatic Sphere on himself, he then jumps down from the tree and calmly reenters the Arena, those dogs who get too close end up more or less dead. The sorcerer then casts Protection From Evil on himself and summons a Pit Fiend, as it begins charging towards those already in the Arena he hides amongst the crowd.

02-28-2002, 06:30 PM	#46
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	Feeling his one good arm failing in strength, Larry decided to skip the second part of the song and skip to the good part... Somewhere in the crowds...Madman could be heard playing a screaming eletric guitar... No one but me, can save myself, but it's too laaate! Now I can't see, see why I should even tryyyyyy! Yesterday seems, as though it never existeeeeeed! Death greets me warm, now I will just say good-byyyyyeee! ~And diiiiieeeee~ His fingers losing their last small hope of rescue, Larry again began to fall towards the bottom of the pit.

02-28-2002, 09:29 PM	#47
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 76 Posts: 8,167	(Backs up truck and pours an entire truckload of wet aggregate into the pit)

03-01-2002, 07:53 AM	#50
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	There are things in this world that we cannot explain. Miracles happen and we know not why. Thus, it is not surprising to read yet another such story as the one that I am about to relate. If you have small children... you may want to remove them from the room. To slow down his impending doom, Larry had effectively situated his trench coat to catch the wind, thus slowing him down to float slowly to his death. The heat from the molten lava below was beginning to burn his body, yet the hot air from the red death rose up to grant him a slower decent. Then Larry heard strange noises from above and looked up. A cascade of cement was chasing its way down the hole after him! The heat from the lava began to solidify the cement, and then as a rock, it fell right past Larry to meet the lava first, being heavier than he and not wearing a trench coat. Upon splashing down, the lava began to melt the rock, but the lava also began to be overwhelmed by the immense size of the rock! There had been so much of the cement poured that it actually overwhelmed the lava pool and won the battle! The lava began to cool and harden and by the time Larry landed, it was on solid ground! Of course, upon landing, every bone in Larry's body was crushed, and he lay there like a pool of flesh, broken and dying. That is when he heard the music. Far above at the mouth of the chasm...Yorick had begun to play the recorded death song backwards, thus meaning life. This music began to heal Larry's wounds and mend his broken body back into shape once again. Now put back together again, Larry cast polymorph self and turned into a great eagle that began to fly his way out of the hole. The crowd was both cheering and booing to have seen Larry's fall. They were all astonished to see a great eagle fly from the hole and transform back into human form, to stand by Yorick again! Nobody could beleive it, and neither did anyone say a word. Larry smiled at Yorick and presented him a chocolate morsal. "This chocolate holds your voice. Upon consumption, it will give you back what I had wrongfully taken away. The battle is your's this day. I lost, and you have conquered. Name your desire..and it shall be granted unto you."

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