School

[johnny]

Originally posted by Lord: quote: Originally posted by johnny: Let's just say i didn't get expelled from 3 different schools for nothing.

Wow! No offense, but if you don't mind me asking, how did you manage to do that??!! [/QUOTE]Because i can't keep my big mouth shut. One time one of my classmates was being punished for something he did not do. I told the teacher so, and he got angry with me. He said: who the hell do you think you're talking to ? I replied: by the looks of it, i'd say the the commandant of Auschwitz. Needless to say the man almost exploded from anger.

Another time i myself was being accused of toying with paper airplanes in mathclass. I didn't do it, it was the guy behind me. But the teacher thought i did it, and ordered me to leave the classroom. Because i didn't do it, i told him i was gonna stay right in my seat. He asked me again to leave the classroom and started shouting. I simply said: no way dude, if you don't like the looks of me, then why don't YOU leave the classroom. That was it, he left, and came back a few minutes later with the principal. I packed my things and that was it again.

The third time, i was in the school's lunchroom, and i put a firecracker under an ashtray. It went off, and the ashtray went straight up, and crashed right into a TL light that was hanging from the ceiling. It was quite a big bang, and, once again needless to say, i got expelled after that.

All in all quite innocent things if you ask me, perhaps that last one was a bit out of order, but the first two incidents were just not fair. Teachers can be pricks too, and i don't just follow any orders they give me. If i think i'm right, i'll stick with that, no matter what the consequences are. Maybe i could have avoided being expelled the first two times, but that would have meant i would have to kiss the teacher's ass. No way i'm gonna do that.

[Sir Goulum]

K, the first 2 are innocent, but the second...I dunno

I haven't done much yet, but I think I 'm gonna explode from a certain child in Art

[Jorath Calar]

Johnny, that first one cracked me up... sorry... [img]smile.gif[/img]

These 2 are from when I was 14-15, probably my worst years as a human being... [img]smile.gif[/img]
Once in home ec. class we were making pancakes, me and my friend took 4 halfbaked pancakes, made a fistsized ball out of them and threw it into the air conditioner that was on full. it came back out it about 10.000 pieces and the whole classroom was covered in pancake bits... and everyone in it except me and my friend because we ran under the airconditioner before it came back out... it was so funny and stupid, we were basicly dragged to the principals office laughing like idiots... not one of my most proudful moments... [img]smile.gif[/img]

One time I had a firecracker and was trying to light it up in class before the teacher came in, it would light up so I threw it in a trashcan. Then the class started and the teacher was reading the names, and amazingly just as she said my name "KA-BOOM!!!" the damn trashcan literarly blew up. The poor teacher almost got a heart attack and simply started yelling and I admitted having done it... I had no idea a firecracker could make such a big "boom". I was expelled for 3 days for it... probably deserved it... [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Ithiopathanologist]

I am a friend of Intrepid. And I was very annoyed when the news of his expulsion came out. But anyway! Back to topic.

I'm sorta bending the topic a bit but its sorta fit more under the topic of misbehavior.

Kindergarten (6 yrs old). I bit (yes bite) a year 3 girl because she kicked me. Her parents wanted her daughter for a rabies check. (N.B I was a little Chinese boy in Australia in a little suburb. Therefore lots of racism was present and I was the only ethnic kid at school, also she was being a bitch)

Year 1 (7 yrs old) some year 6 boy!! (5 years older than me) Was picking on me and therefore once again I bit him. After that he was really nice to me. Hehe I wonder why??

Year 4 (10 yrs old). This was during the holidays. Me and my cousin had just moved into a new area where they were just developing. She and I were playing outside like little kiddies do. She was learning how to roller blade so she had a broom stick as support. And me, I was being chased by her. These two bullies who had lived in the neighbour hood before us. Were giving my cousin a hard time you know “Ching Chong” etc. One of them swung my cousin around with the broom stick. I was pissed I grabbed another stick and wrapped it across his back. “No one messes with my family.”

Year 5 (11yrs old). Similar scenario as above My cousin and I rode our bikes to the nearest park to play on the swings. (being the obscure type I didn’t take off my helmet and proceeded to play on the swings. Then these two young teenagers (I assumed they were, they were taller than me.) came up to us and started harassing us.
In frustration I called on of them a “Gay Lord” (at that time I had no idea of what the word meant all I knew was that it was an insult). He came up to me and started punching my helmet and swinging me around. He said how did you like that? As the short tempered little boy I was, I head butted him with the rim of my helmet 3-4 times. (N.B These were the old stack helmets that were made out of the hard solid plastic and not the light Styrofoam Shelled Helmets. Also It had a rim on it to) So he had a split lip and a bloody nose. By this time his friend was scared and pressured him to leave. Before he left he spat a bloody golly on my bike.

Year 6 (12 yrs old). Lunch Time. A smart alec kid in the same year was teasing me and pushed me so we had a fight. He smacked me in the gut and I smacked him in the nose. Blood!!

Year 8 (14 yrs old) School Disco. Some nasty girl had upset me so I was in a bad mood. I was walking around to cool down. Then some idiot was dancing all over the place, and deliberately pushed me a couple of times. In the state I was in, like a flash I punched him. “Smack!” He had a black eye for a couple of weeks after that.

Year 10 (16 yrs old) Intrepid and Kenny a really good friend, hacked into the school server and shared this guys assignment so every one got a copy of it. We all got Saturday Morning detentions for plagiarism.

Year 11 (16 yrs old) Some asshole of a kid in year 8 would let me sit next to him. It was a very crowded bus and the seat next to him was “free”. Throughout the whole trip to school he said “err you just want to sit next to me because you are gay.” Etc. As soon as the bus was in the bus bay he was pushing to get of first so I gave him the biggest back in my life. He ended up with a bruised eye and me a bruised set of knuckles.

I’m not proud of some of the thing that I have done but I believe my actions were justified to an extent. I’m trying to control my anger and short temper.

"Racism Killed my Inner Child"

[ 11-21-2003, 07:38 AM: Message edited by: Ithiopathanologist ]

[Intrepid]

Originally posted by Ithiopathanologist: Year 10 (16 yrs old) Intrepid and Kenny a really good friend, hacked into the school server and shared this guys assignment so every one got a copy of it. We all got Saturday Morning detentions for plagiarism.

yeah although i say it way too often, year 10 was great, also for many other reasons

[Intrepid]

Wow to see it all summarised like that:
Ithio you were a violent kid
but i suppose most of the people did deserve what they got

[RoSs_bg2_rox]

well one of my mates got excluded for 3 days for making flamethrowers with lynx and a lighter, the fire alarm went off and everyone got evacuated and fire engines came etc. It was really funny!! But someone dick grassed on him and he got in crap. The good thing was though, he admitted it and a couple of weeks later when he was setting stink bombs of he got called in but the principal believed it wasnt him and he got off!

[Lord]

Well, seeing how you all had more things than what I did, I got something great we did a teacher once:

Every year, the players on the varsity basketball team pull some sort of prank. This year, a couple of us noticed that one of the teachers always kept his keys (house, car, and other keys) on his desk. We decided to take the keys as a prank, and screw around a bit. Since I was the captain of the team, it was my job to get the keys. Afterclass, I went up to my teacher at his desk, put one of my binders down on top of his keys, and asked him a BS question about what we had learned that day. When I picked up my binder, I took the key that was under it along with it . I was having a lot of time trying to not laugh [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] . When we had practice that day, I brought the keys to the other guys, and we decided to screw around a bit more. My teacher somehow managed to open his car door and drive home that day (he must have had a pair of spare keys or something), so we got an idea from this. The teacher let the principal know that his keys had been stolen, and anyone that had any info about it should let him know immediately. Of course, anyone else that knew about it didn't say anything...if they did, we'd all beat him up. So, the next day after practice, we opened our teacher's car using the keys, and placed the keys in the started. Then we sat in front of the school where we could see the car and the teacher when he came to go to his car. He opened his car, saw the keys in there, and was completely shocked. It was the greatest look I've ever seen on a teacher's face. And the best part is, none of us got in any trouble for it [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

[RoSs_bg2_rox]

lol Lord, that one made me laugh, you were really lukcy!

[Intrepid]

I rember a story from my uncle who got expelled from school for getting around 10 friends and physically picking up the principals car and jamming it between two trees. Needless to say the principal was angry as he couldn't get home, and noone could come to pick him up for a long time, plus the time it took to get other people to lift it and get it out far enough to be driven out.