Jokes I heard last night...

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Please add to my memory shortfall:

Comedian: " So the other day my mate told me how he met 2 nice girls on one night. He showed me a photo of them. And I said to him they are like buses.
he saids: yeah, sometimes they don't come and when they do, 2 comes.
I said: err, no, they look like buses."
"I was doing this joke the other night and after the show this big bold girl comes up to me and said: you know what? I think you are fatist.
I said back: no I think you are the fattest."

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This one might be a bit rude so according to IW guidelines I must hereby warn all the lil kids of IW not to be naughty and DO NOT scroll down. It doesn't involove and rude words.

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Comedian: "I have this female freind and she has her own theory about the best way to drive a man wild. She reckons that the best way is to nibble on his ear for hours and hours.
I think it's nuts."