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Arvon · 05-17-2005, 04:12 PM

Tomorrow is the official
Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Day:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a da *
n about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up
stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a
co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a
room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike
Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce
tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There
are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate
you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other
co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside
somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the
recipient, your "assault" must be followed with
something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$
always messing up stuff!"

* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the
supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE,
LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of
folks that you want to slap the living day lights out
of and get to slapping.....and have a great day

RoSs_bg2_rox · 05-17-2005, 04:25 PM

Awww...only 1 per hour?

Jorath Calar · 05-17-2005, 09:21 PM

Ah damn, I have a day off tomorrow...

Sir Goulum · 05-17-2005, 09:50 PM

Do classmates count?

shadowhound · 05-18-2005, 03:35 AM

*Slaps Arvon*

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[ 05-18-2005, 06:50 PM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]

VulcanRider · 05-18-2005, 06:31 AM

One day?!?!?!?! That's all we get? My last job I could'a used a month -- and not February, one of the longer ones. I wanted to slap the boss 'till I have to put in a claim for carpal tunnel... Somebody brought in a stuffed Dilbert & Pointy Haired Boss. PHB promptly became a voodoo doll & looked like a pincushion. It could've been worse -- we thought about setting him on fire.
The doll, I mean...

Dragonshadow · 05-18-2005, 08:18 AM

I have been slapped twice within a minute of reading this out aloud. :'( Shows what people think of me.
But to be fair: I have slapped someone who had no idea what I was going on about because I explained too fast.

05-17-2005, 04:12 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Day: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a da * n about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow: * You can only slap one person per hour - no more. * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. * CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!" * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

05-17-2005, 04:25 PM	#2
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 36 Posts: 5,225	Awww...only 1 per hour? __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

05-18-2005, 03:35 AM	#5
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 39 Posts: 3,281	Slaps Arvon [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 05-18-2005, 06:50 PM: Message edited by: shadowhound ] __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

05-18-2005, 06:31 AM	#6
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 61 Posts: 1,971	One day?!?!?!?! That's all we get? My last job I could'a used a month -- and not February, one of the longer ones. I wanted to slap the boss 'till I have to put in a claim for carpal tunnel... Somebody brought in a stuffed Dilbert & Pointy Haired Boss. PHB promptly became a voodoo doll & looked like a pincushion. It could've been worse -- we thought about setting him on fire. The doll, I mean... __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!

05-18-2005, 08:18 AM	#7
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 35 Posts: 4,145	I have been slapped twice within a minute of reading this out aloud. :'( Shows what people think of me. But to be fair: I have slapped someone who had no idea what I was going on about because I explained too fast. __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

05-17-2005, 09:21 PM	#3
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Ah damn, I have a day off tomorrow...

05-17-2005, 09:50 PM	#4
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	Do classmates count?

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