Getting nekkid....

Hi everyone!
I'm a newcomer to the forum, but have been reading it for a month (never could get a password). I have, as you may have noticed from the eye-catching title, a question or two regarding graphics.

There are, as you may have noticed, a lot of bared breasts in this game (and if you kill a nymph, possibly some breast-beating). This is all well and good, and rather interesting when they get furry. Possibly, those full-figured nymphs get rather uncomfortable when they go skipping down forest trails, but that's their fault for jiggling. Anyhow (get on with it!), I have nothing against bare breasts, I think the European attitudes are much healthier than our repressed American Puritanical tease jobs of using bikinis and bras to hide everything but the overt nipple.

So, first of all, what do you all think about this (especially the gals), and second of all, will someone tell me where the nice hunky naked men are? Why don't we have any satyrs? Why are the only nearly naked men either trolls or toads? I want some eye candy too!!!! What do you ladies think???? Gentlemen (and toads)??

P.S. Where are the female toads in toad village? And how could you tell??

[emilyh]

You can always create male characters and . . . er, view them without garb if you choose. Not that I'd advocate going into battle like that, mind you.

emilyh

Boring!! Besides, the resolution's not very good. And they have to do that anyhow for the monk quest. Must get rather distracting to the other party members, I would imagine. Not even a loincloth allowed. Of course, that ought to get the character out of backpack duty...

I shouldn't . . . AHHHH! I can't help meself. Xeno me thinks there is much more loose in the house than the mouse!

Of course later on you will meet the Centuars were you can admire the manly torso without having to worry about the dangly bits putting you off.
Or I can send you a picture of myself and put you off forever. your choice.

Hey Lorelei!

I think you are a speciesist! Why do there have to be male or female toads or trolls? Maybe there are just toads and trolls - without any gender? They are no humans.

O.K., you are right, we boys are a bit favored by the poorly-armored nymphs! But I have to remind you that you get your male characters bare-chested any time you wish by simply stripping their armour off. We boys do not have that bit of luck, since the females in our groups always keep their bras, no matter how much we reduce their gear. (Shame - I intended to strike my enemies blind with the curves of my Elven Witch (warlock))

But yes, you are right - as an European I wash really taken aback to find such tasteless pornographic material in an American RPG! D.W. Bradley will certainly never be elected President of the U.S. for such a lack of moral values!

I hope, we all get some more eye candy!

Greetings,

THE ONE

Speciesist??? Me? Never! It's just that... I've had far too much biology and watched the Discovery Channel too much to believe in higher level animals procreating like amoebas. And toads got gender! I know that much! Hmmm. Maybe I'll ask Shinwicki that one...

As for the female characters, I could swear mine don't have bras. However... if your elven witch was surrounded by non-humanoid critters, they probably wouldn't find her appealing anyway (unless spit-roasted).

Xeno -- the centaurs aren't really all that much better to look at, but I'll grant you the point of them being bare-chested. As for the photo... Hmmm.... Why don't you post it on the story archive when you write a story? Then we can all "ooh" and "aah" and "urrrgh"...

[emilyh]

Some of the boogres are practically naked (with just a scanty loincloth), but I wouldn't stare at them for too long, you might lose your mind before you lost your eyesight.

[Scronan]

Hi!

Heh heh, what a funny thread! Sorry that there isn't more in the game for you ladies. Us guys get to see the naked mermaids and nymphs, but hey, some women might like that too! And the thing with Lysandra is a real hoot. Hey, for kicks folks, try to use the Tusk of Lust on the Vampire ladies in skull castle. Its kind of funny.

I gave my female Elf (the one featured in a story at Slip's wonderful fan site) an enchanged Plate Mail Bra since it makes her look interesting. But mainly, she can't carry much and this fully enchanted braserrie gives her 8 armor class, some regen power and only weighs 2 pounds. And yes, I get to sort of see a half naked elf, truly pathetic.

I thought some characters look cool in certain outfits. When I post my save files, you can see the wacky outfits that my characters have.

Trying to think of men for the ladies in the game...hmm...well there are some Shop keepers with big bulging arms...other than that, I guess that's about it.

Tell DWB you demand to see equality! Maybe Slip will send you ladies a picture. HEY! BTW, I have not seen a picture of our dear friend slip.

Lily, Wyv, what's the deal here? You gals have seen me, so Slip, out of the woodwork you turtle!



Scronan

[thoon]

wait 'til you see a mermaid!