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Old 10-12-2005, 01:38 PM   #1
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Soldier's Dear John Letter

This is the sad tale of a Dear John letter.

The soldier was serving overseas and far from home. He was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement. She added insult to the injury by asking for her photograph back.

He collected from his friends all of the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them to her with a note:


Jane,

'Regret I can not remember which one is you ... please keep your photo and return the others.'

--John
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Old 10-13-2005, 12:44 AM   #2
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Ooh, nasty. I like this. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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Old 10-13-2005, 10:30 AM   #3
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Humorous.
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Old 10-13-2005, 02:56 PM   #4
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Very cool. I like it. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
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Old 10-13-2005, 09:25 PM   #5
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Lol! Good one, Arvon! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

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