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02-10-2003, 09:05 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Wedding Dress
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question. "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
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02-10-2003, 09:07 PM
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Red Wizard of Thay
 Join Date: May 26, 2001
Location: Vancouver,Wa.
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arvon, u and your jokes are too much... hehheh
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02-10-2003, 09:11 PM
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Unicorn
Join Date: May 14, 2002
Location: Oklahoma, USA
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Where have I heard this before?
 LOL. Great one dude.
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02-10-2003, 09:13 PM
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Ra
 Join Date: May 19, 2002
Location: The US of A
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once again Arvon gives us a good chuckle.
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02-10-2003, 11:50 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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doesn't get it.
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02-11-2003, 12:50 AM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: November 1, 2002
Location: Australia ..... G\'day!
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Just told the wife that one.... you should have seen the look she gave me!
Guess I'll be going to bed on my own tonight [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img]
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02-11-2003, 12:59 AM
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Dracolisk
Join Date: January 5, 2002
Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
Age: 40
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That's some good stuff man...
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02-11-2003, 03:10 AM
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Ra
Join Date: March 11, 2001
Location: Ant Hill
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02-11-2003, 09:48 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 31, 2001
Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine.
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So why are tuxes black?
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