Dog Fight: Bush v. Osama

Timber Loftis · 01-10-2003, 10:11 AM

George Bush and Osama decided to settle the war
once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle
the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would
have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the
world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled
to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and
Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them
with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter,
removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.
After five years they came up with the biggest meanest
dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars
that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up
with a strange looking animal. It was a twelve-foot-long
Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because
they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly
last 10 seconds with the Afghanistan dog. When the
cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of
its cage and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and
charged the American Dachshund -- but when it got
close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund
opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one
bite. There was nothing left at all of his dog.

Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief.
"We don't understand how this could have happened.
We had our best people working for five years with
the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing", said Bush. "We had our best plastic
surgeons working for five years to make that alligator
look like a weenie dog."

GOD BLESS AMERICA..............................

johnny · 01-10-2003, 10:23 AM

I've heard the Dutch version of that joke. It was a bet between the Dutch owner of a very mean pitbull, and the Belgian owner of a "platbektekkel". I'm not sure how to translate this, IF it's even possible.

Anyway, Dutch people won't be surprised that the Belgian platbektekkel was actually a croc. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

ElricMorlockin · 01-10-2003, 03:53 PM

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] Good one!

01-10-2003, 10:11 AM	#1
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	George Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After five years they came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it. When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a twelve-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistan dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund -- but when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of his dog. Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves." "That's nothing", said Bush. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog." GOD BLESS AMERICA.............................. __________________

01-10-2003, 10:23 AM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	I've heard the Dutch version of that joke. It was a bet between the Dutch owner of a very mean pitbull, and the Belgian owner of a "platbektekkel". I'm not sure how to translate this, IF it's even possible. Anyway, Dutch people won't be surprised that the Belgian platbektekkel was actually a croc. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

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ElricMorlockin The Magister Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: USA Age: 57 Posts: 100	[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] Good one!

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