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 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Her First Fight
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight." "I know, I know," said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"
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01-07-2003, 05:22 PM
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Location: california wine country
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Friends help friends move, but REAL friends help you move bodies... [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
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Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld
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01-07-2003, 07:31 PM
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Once again, I ask you Arvon... what is a DOM and what is a Walnetto?
btw- that joke was funnier.  [ 01-07-2003, 07:31 PM: Message edited by: Piestrider ]
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Unicorn
Join Date: October 4, 2001
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A DOM ...is simply Dirty Old Man... A walnetto is a caramel candy with bits of walnuts in it. It was introduced in 1927 and stuck around auntil afert WWII. TRhe line I am using is a line from avery old tv show, "laugh In", and was used by Arty Johnson...
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01-07-2003, 09:28 PM
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John Locke
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*sigh* Next, Arvon!
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Fzoul Chembryl
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Elminster
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As always, I have to say [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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