Saddam Sightings

04-10-2003, 10:51 AM

OK, today, coalition forces are doing some serious fighting around a mosque in the western part of Baghdad. The mosque is being heavily defended by Iraqi fighters, because Saddam is hiding inside.

He was in a building hit by 8000lbs of explosives.

He was in a vheicle bombed the night before the war officially started.

Kurds and others have reported seeing him or knowing that he is in Tikrit.

He was excorted out of the country by Russians.

He is trapped in underground tunnels.

No one cares about Carmen San Diego anymore!
Where In The World Is Saddam Hussein?!

Rokenn · 04-10-2003, 02:45 PM

I saw him having a cheese burger with Elvis last night at the local Dairy Queen.

Wutang · 04-10-2003, 04:01 PM

Nah Saddam and Chemical Ali are now selling used Chevy's and Hyundais near my house.

They're offering 0% down with no payments till 2007. Not bad.

Djinn Raffo · 04-10-2003, 04:02 PM

Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Castanza runs into Saddam on the street.. dang that was funny..

Rokenn · 04-10-2003, 04:03 PM

I also heard he is renting a flat with Osama in Daly City [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Rokenn · 04-10-2003, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Djinn Raffo:
Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Castanza runs into Saddam on the street.. dang that was funny..

Of course according to South Park after he was kicked out of Hell he got a cloud in Heaven were he is still building WOMD in a baby food factory [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Ziroc · 04-10-2003, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rokenn:
I saw him having a cheese burger with Elvis last night at the local Dairy Queen.

LOL! I love it! Was it a smoothy in his hand or a double-dip ice cream cone?

Rokenn · 04-10-2003, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ziroc:

Quote:
Originally posted by Rokenn:
I saw him having a cheese burger with Elvis last night at the local Dairy Queen.

LOL! I love it! Was it a smoothy in his hand or a double-dip ice cream cone?[/QUOTE]I'm not sure, but The King had to keep smackin him, he kept trying to steal the bacon on his tray [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mordenheim · 04-10-2003, 06:10 PM

I imagine he will be sighted many places over the next months

04-10-2003, 09:37 PM

I'm LMAO...eating burgers with Elvis...selling cars! (a particularly hearty belly laugh for that one, Wutang, thank you!)
Oh, this could go on for years.

04-10-2003, 02:45 PM	#2
Rokenn Galvatron Join Date: January 22, 2002 Location: california wine country Age: 61 Posts: 2,193	I saw him having a cheese burger with Elvis last night at the local Dairy Queen. __________________ “This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have mores. <br />Some people call you the elite. <br />I call you my base.”<br />~ George W. Bush (2000)

04-10-2003, 04:01 PM	#3
Wutang Manshoon Join Date: February 3, 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 206	Nah Saddam and Chemical Ali are now selling used Chevy's and Hyundais near my house. They're offering 0% down with no payments till 2007. Not bad. __________________ Hula dancer lover!

04-10-2003, 04:03 PM	#5
Rokenn Galvatron Join Date: January 22, 2002 Location: california wine country Age: 61 Posts: 2,193	I also heard he is renting a flat with Osama in Daly City [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ “This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have mores. <br />Some people call you the elite. <br />I call you my base.”<br />~ George W. Bush (2000)

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04-10-2003, 10:51 AM	#1
Lil Lil Guest Posts: n/a	OK, today, coalition forces are doing some serious fighting around a mosque in the western part of Baghdad. The mosque is being heavily defended by Iraqi fighters, because Saddam is hiding inside. He was in a building hit by 8000lbs of explosives. He was in a vheicle bombed the night before the war officially started. Kurds and others have reported seeing him or knowing that he is in Tikrit. He was excorted out of the country by Russians. He is trapped in underground tunnels. No one cares about Carmen San Diego anymore! Where In The World Is Saddam Hussein?!

04-10-2003, 04:02 PM	#4
Djinn Raffo Ra Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Ant Hill Age: 50 Posts: 2,397	Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Castanza runs into Saddam on the street.. dang that was funny..

04-10-2003, 06:10 PM	#9
Mordenheim Elminster Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Icewind Dale Age: 47 Posts: 432	I imagine he will be sighted many places over the next months

04-10-2003, 09:37 PM	#10
Lil Lil Guest Posts: n/a	I'm LMAO...eating burgers with Elvis...selling cars! (a particularly hearty belly laugh for that one, Wutang, thank you!) Oh, this could go on for years.

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