If they made a Baldur's Gate 3

If you're anyone like me, you think of what it'd be like if they made Baldur's Gate 3...funnier, cooler, and longer. To make it funnier, they'd probably slip these elements in the game and change the rules a bit.

--------------------------Robin Williams-------------------------------------
You're probably wondering: What does Robin Williams have to do with Baldur's Gate? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! This is just something I thought about! Just imagine if they made a Baldur's Gate 3 and they had custom voices made by Robin Williams? Or a halberd with Robin William's voice (kinda like Lilacor?)I think that'd be sweet.
------------------------Brainless-----------------------------
A new status change would add more of a challenge. This status change would set intelligence to 10 until the spell "Un-brain-deadify" [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] was cast or until the dude would go and pick up the brain that was knocked out of his skull. Knocking the brain out of the skull would be caused by:
-Brain Strike (warrior attack, Save vs. Death or your character's brain falls out of their skull)
-Blast Brain (7th level Wizard Spell, Save Vs. Spell or your character's brain falls out of their skull and does 10 damage)
-Mindflayer B**ch-Slap (Mindflayer skill, Save Vs. Death or...yep, you guessed it!)
-Chin Kick (Monk skill, Brain Falls out of Skull automaticly [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img] no saving throw)
- Tripwire (Trap, Brain falls out of skull and player falls unconcious, no saving throw)

The character sound for that would be like "LOOK, BYOTCH, WHAT'VE YOU DONE!?!?!" or "Not again..."

-------------------Homer Simpson----------------------------
Instead of Robin Williams, they get the guy who does Homer Simpson's voice to do a custom voice. When your character would get hit [img]graemlins/doh.gif[/img] EXACTLY!!! When he'd go into a fight he'd say "WHY YOU LITTLE--" or for Moral Failure he'd say "AAAGGGHHH!!!" or when he'd die he'd say "Oohh..."
-------------------Baseball Slides------------------------
Another new move available to EVERYONE with a dexterity of 18. I think it'd be a cheap move I like to call the "Baseball Slide" This came from a dream. I was my player my BG2 character and I was fighting Irenicus on a slippery floor. I had a strength of 25 and Gaunlets of missle snaring. Realizing that it was my dream and there were no rules, I quickly slipped under his legs and grabbed his nads. I ended up forcing him to go head-first into the floor. His head cracked open and then there were these credits. Then I woke up. The baseball slide would be something like this:

Baseball Slide: The character slides underneath the enemy and grabs his legs (or nads, if he is of an Evil alignment and wearing gloves.) The victim must make a Saving Throw vs. Death or fall unconcious (or fall unconcious and die if grabbed by nads if a Save vs. Death is not successfully made)

-----------------------Moves that Stun------------------------------
There would most likely be moves that stun the person like:

- Nadkick (use against Male human enemies only): Save vs. Death or be stunned for eight rounds (one extra round per level)
- Chair-to-face: Can only be used if you have a Chair in your inventory. A successful hit will stun the enemy for three rounds.
- B**ch Slap: Save Vs. Slap or be stunned for two rounds(and lose brain)

----------------------Brains---------------------------------------
If your brain is knocked out of your skull, it appears on the ground as a brain. You can't pick it up during combat but afterwards, you can pick it up and select "Return Brain" to put it back into your head and get your intelligence back!

Item Description -- This is your brain. It was knocked out during combat. It would be wise to put it back in your head before it is too late.

There, I'm all done...I guess.

[ 03-03-2003, 07:51 PM: Message edited by: The Whackmiester ]

[Dace De'Briago]

First of all, welcome to Ironworks!

Secondly, I want some of those pills you are taking [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Brennihelvete]

Welcome to Ironworks [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]

I liked that homer simpson idea. You can use custom soundbanks in BGII, but unfortunelately I dont think there has been made up a Homer Soundbank yet

That brain stuff you came up with is pretty sick, and so was your dream [img]tongue.gif[/img]
B**tch Slaps would be all welcome though. Some female person in the Darnise Keep needs one for sure [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 02-27-2003, 08:11 PM: Message edited by: Brennihelvete ]

[ShadowChild]

I think this man has a fetish for brains for falling out of skulls....i wonder what he does in his spare time?...hehe good idea tho [img]smile.gif[/img]

[SpongeBobTheDestoyer]

nadkick! I think you should lose a reputation point if your character goes below the belt.

Seriously, funny list man.

[lasher]

ROFLMAO
Stop it man i can stand it anymore
No more dreams of you or i'll die of laughing.

What's your problem with brain out of skull? (The description is good [img]smile.gif[/img] )

PS: If all your posts are like this, i hope you'll post oft.

[Seraph]

This status change would set intelligence to 10 until the spell "Un-brain-deadify"

9 is average intelligence.

[Dace De'Briago]

Whackmiester Stats:

Str 9
Dex 15 (for running away inhis dreams)
Con 9
Int 3 (permanent feeblemind)
Wis 18 (only he could make these insights)
Cha 14

HLA: Ignore reality.

[img]smile.gif[/img]

[Reven]

"The Brain Stuff"

:-D - realy great post that was. Remember that ingame message that says "Your players don't have to eat, but don't forget that you do..." (translating from spanish version; may not be like that in english)? Well, Whackmiester just didn't read it. Clear symptoms of a hipoglucemia.

But it would all be too unfair without the "Baldurian Helm of sealed container", a magical item that boosts the saving throw for de-brain-alization. I figure the icon would be quite similar to an American Football Helmet. The cons of this extremely powerful item is that it lowers carisma to about -1. But then you can't have it all, can you? I wouldn't go slaying kobolds looking like a football player...

By the way, if minsc has bubu in his backpack, would Homer have a talking donut?

Reven.

Let's all go mad

[SixOfSpades]

Originally posted by Reven: But it would all be too unfair without the "Baldurian Helm of sealed container", a magical item that boosts the saving throw for de-brain-alization.

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