BG2 Uncensored - Children beware!

Zuvio · 11-07-2002, 06:48 AM

Well, I was walking around Amn just doing some sightseeing, when all of a sudden I heard: "You will be laid by enemies and must defend yourself!". I thought, well, thats just spiffy. So I turned around, all the while drawing my poko-stick (just to show them a trick), to face them. I heard one of the ruffians actually say: "Alright! You and me! Lets go!" and then guess what happened. I got the shock of my life. Behold.

Whailor · 11-07-2002, 07:05 AM

Heck, you "did" all five of them, I see! Heh heh

Well, I have been 'waylaid' like that too, but on my shots there's usually nothing to show like that. They usuallt fly into tiny chunky bits when my fighter (or paladin) finishes swinging his two handed sword

Glorfindel · 11-07-2002, 07:41 AM

Ok... I find that... odd [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-07-2002, 07:44 AM

What happened??

DJG · 11-07-2002, 08:06 AM

I think you find that you misheard "You Have Been Waylaid By Enemies And Must Defend Yourselves!"

But still, I can understand with subtitles off why you would think it said that! But I always have subtitles on to avoid little tidbits like that.........

Dundee Slaytern · 11-07-2002, 10:12 AM

Emotion is truly a wonderful spell.

Throrgrim · 11-07-2002, 05:26 PM

3 things.
nice portrait.
how weird.
bandits beware!

pcgiant · 11-07-2002, 05:35 PM

I see what you've done

Very clever.

[ 11-07-2002, 05:47 PM: Message edited by: pcgiant ]

Sazerac · 11-07-2002, 07:55 PM

"If all the bandits in Athkatla were laid end to end...I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

(with a nod to Dorothy Parker)

Good pic, Zuvio! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

-Sazerac

Celestria · 11-07-2002, 10:37 PM

that pogo stick to show them a trick nice system of a down bounce reference

11-07-2002, 06:48 AM	#1
Zuvio Gold Dragon Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: Blessed are those who are not.... Age: 44 Posts: 2,556	Well, I was walking around Amn just doing some sightseeing, when all of a sudden I heard: "You will be laid by enemies and must defend yourself!". I thought, well, thats just spiffy. So I turned around, all the while drawing my poko-stick (just to show them a trick), to face them. I heard one of the ruffians actually say: "Alright! You and me! Lets go!" and then guess what happened. I got the shock of my life. Behold. __________________ [img]\"http://img121.exs.cx/img121/4236/zuviodemonnoname2hf.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-07-2002, 07:05 AM	#2
Whailor Avatar Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Estonia Posts: 532	Heck, you "did" all five of them, I see! Heh heh Well, I have been 'waylaid' like that too, but on my shots there's usually nothing to show like that. They usuallt fly into tiny chunky bits when my fighter (or paladin) finishes swinging his two handed sword __________________

11-07-2002, 05:26 PM	#7
Throrgrim Drow Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2002 Location: England Age: 36 Posts: 283	3 things. nice portrait. how weird. bandits beware! __________________ \"See battle Boo? Run, Boo! RUN!\" <br />My website:<br />[url]\"http://www.geocities.com/steveeldridge321\" target=\"_blank\">www.geocities.com/steveeldridge321</a><br />Please visit!

11-07-2002, 05:35 PM	#8
pcgiant Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: NZ Age: 38 Posts: 1,268	I see what you've done Very clever. [ 11-07-2002, 05:47 PM: Message edited by: pcgiant ] __________________ If possible, I want to relive my life... not as a devil. This time, someone like you.

11-07-2002, 07:55 PM	#9
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	"If all the bandits in Athkatla were laid end to end...I wouldn't be a bit surprised." (with a nod to Dorothy Parker) Good pic, Zuvio! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] -Sazerac __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

11-07-2002, 07:41 AM	#3
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 38 Posts: 3,337	Ok... I find that... odd [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-07-2002, 08:06 AM	#5
DJG Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 16, 2001 Location: Manchester, England Age: 36 Posts: 1,109	I think you find that you misheard "You Have Been Waylaid By Enemies And Must Defend Yourselves!" But still, I can understand with subtitles off why you would think it said that! But I *always* have subtitles on to avoid little tidbits like that.........

11-07-2002, 10:12 AM	#6
Dundee Slaytern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 10, 2001 Location: Pasir Ris, Singapore Age: 42 Posts: 11,063	Emotion is truly a wonderful spell.

11-07-2002, 10:37 PM	#10
Celestria Welcomed New User Join Date: October 18, 2002 Location: Australia Age: 40 Posts: 1	that pogo stick to show them a trick nice system of a down bounce reference

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Jan Guest Posts: n/a	What happened??