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05-02-2005, 07:14 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Birth Control Pills
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she stated, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?" The old lady replied, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."
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05-02-2005, 08:02 AM
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Symbol of Moradin
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Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
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Haha, nice one Arvon!
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05-02-2005, 12:09 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
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Wheeeeeeee
Hahaha this one I like! Smart-arsed person... *grumble* hah |
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05-02-2005, 03:13 PM
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Harper
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Location: Iceland
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Hmm. I wonder if the granddaughter dcould sue her grandmother for attempting to poision her.. ?
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05-02-2005, 07:47 PM
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Mephistopheles
 Join Date: July 29, 2004
Location: Mt. Pleasant, MI
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that might work. But i wonder,wouldnt the grandaughter find out? one would think it would taint the taste of the orange juice.But maybe not.
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05-02-2005, 07:50 PM
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40th Level Warrior
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Teehee, won't the orange juice disolve the pills into useless?
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05-02-2005, 08:03 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
 Join Date: November 3, 2001
Location: Canada
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That's sexual innuendo... I think. Still funny nonetheless.
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05-02-2005, 08:09 PM
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Anubis
 Join Date: February 21, 2005
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I don't get it..
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05-03-2005, 01:52 AM
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Elminster
 Join Date: May 13, 2004
Location: New Zealand
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I haven't heard one of these in a while!
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