This reminds me of the time I inhaled a mosquito... through my nose. There I was, at an open-air food stall eating my meal. When I finished, I stretched out my arms and breathed in deeply.
And a mosquito flew into my nose... ...
Since I was breathing in, me reflex was to snort in and man did it freak me out to feel the bug go through my nose, and into my windpipe( where I presumed it eventually ended up in my digestive tract).
I lost my appetite for dessert.