[Felix The Assassin]

Running an errand in my daughter element's auto. Pulled in to the 'quick mart' to grab a lotto and gallon of milk. One of those 'good sized heavy hunnies' came out with her 40 soda and box of chicken, giving me that displeased look. Could tell she was looking for the DOD sticker. Being me, asked if I could help her. She said, you military types, you don't care for the economy or the American people, just what you want. I said well ma'am, I served for 24 years in the Army, that gives me the right to drive an assembled in America, by American workers, foreign auto. You also have the right to choose, and it is your choice to drive that assembled in Mexico, by Mexican workers, US branded auto. I thought their was going to be an eclipse when her third chin bounced off her chest!