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Originally posted by Epona:
Aha! Save vs death at -4 is all very well - but a good belly-laugh seriously affects your THACO, and gives penalties to strength, constitution, dexterity and intelligence - the effects are of course cumulative.
You have to hit us first 
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like i said, we get a bonus to our save vs humor when we join. so therefore it has to be a very good joke, and since my saves were already very substantial vs humor, it takes one of the funniest jokes ever to get me to laugh! or just something that pertains to my particular sense of humor... and when someone tells a bad joke, my next hit against that particular bard is always a critical hit!
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It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul.
What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet.
Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan.
Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself.
Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better!
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Stalking the woodlands,
the Lioness in my sight,
warm feelings doth come,
into my lonely heart