antryg: Ooh, that's a good one: golem slowly falling off a cliff chasing a character with a ring of levitation. I could picture it! So funny!
How about a pair of rocket skates that increase a charaacters speed dramatically or possibly cast haste? Or, for a paladin clown, a hand buzzer that electrocutes the target on a successful hit?
LordKathen: Yosemite Sam would be good for dual-wielding crossbows, I think. What other abilities or equipment might he have?