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The following has been made in jest in response to a certain animated signature. DSlaytern shall be annoying and not name the specific owner of the signature. 
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So You Think Being A Quintesson Is Depressing, And That You Have It Bad.
It Could Have Been Worse.
You Could Have Been...
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A MODERATOR.
A Few Hundred Posts As A Quintesson? HA! Try 4 Hammers
FOR LIFE.
A Moderator Made It To 500 Posts? 4 Hammers.
A Moderator Made It To 1000 Posts? 4 Hammers.
A Moderator Made It To 10,325,641 Posts? 4 Hammers.
Do They Get An Extra Shiny Hammer? No.
Maybe A Touch Of Glitz On The Handles? No.
Just 4 Hammers.
Insert animated .gifs of the Moderators' signatures hugging each other and crying.
So Please, The Next Time You Complain About The Quintesson Avatar, Think About The Poor Moderators.
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