1) Hairy man-crack? Definately make a law against it. :/
2) Sexy woman-crack? Take a picture and email me.
3) Bra-less=Good
4) Bra-less Bounce = Gooder
5)Bra-less Nippy Showing = Goodest
***Exception to 2-6 is if the person in question is your Mom or Sis.