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carv3r · 12-13-2007, 04:06 PM

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

12-13-2007, 04:06 PM	#14
carv3r Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: December 12, 2007 Location: Texas Age: 40 Posts: 16	Re: Joke World 12-1 A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”