There was once an accounting firm where the senior CPA knew
every thing there was to know about accounting. He could
answer any question. He knew all the tax laws: There wasn't a
better accountant anywhere.
Every morning when he came to work, he would unlock his desk
drawer, open it up and look inside for a minute, and then
close and lock it again.
This puzzled all of his co-workers, because it was the only
eccentricity that this person exhibited. They tried many
times to look over his shoulder, or get into his desk when he
wasn't there, without success.
One day when the elderly man was sitting at his desk, going
over an account, he suffered a heart attack and died. This
upset everyone tremendously. However, now that he was gone,
the other members of the firm could finally see what was in
the drawer.
After obtaining the keys, they unlocked the desk drawer and
cautiously peeked inside. They found one sheet of paper, and
written in large letters was:
"DEBITS ON THE LEFT...CREDITS ON THE RIGHT"
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FUNNY THOUGHTS:
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." Yogi Berra
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QUICK WIT:
The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked
whether or not she'd have children if she had to do over
again.
"Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."
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Unstinting Gaurdian of Children
Defender of Those Unable To
And...
Because Sometimes They're Wrapped Too Tight, I could have been The Resident Corset Loosener Of The Moon's Hope Inn Ladies Guild (in training)
