RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES OF THE WORLD IN A NUTSHELL
Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserve it.
Protestantism: shit wont happen if I work harder.
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to me?
Buddhism: when shit happens, is it really shit?
Islam: if shit happens, take a hostage.
Hinduism: this shit happened before.
Hare Krishna: shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.
Rastafarianism: lets smoke this shit.
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No offence intended!
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Vicotnik, archmage of the Holy Flame - Challenge me... and die.