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Do we have to check all our weapons?
Can't I keep one of the smaller ones, how about my lucky dagger?
I once faced a hord of Beholders with only this dagger,
(I was answering the call of nature you see and they just crept up on me)
obviously I then had to run for my life. Im not stupid you know.
Anyway I soon regrouped and made a bloody mess out of those beholders.
I danced on their remains like a frenchman making wine!
Hurrah!!
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