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DonkeyWan, the indifferent (and frequently confused) archer steps to the bar and orders a non-alcoholic, clear, fizzing drink, with a slice of lemon and a little umbrella to stop the bubbles flying up his nose.
As he does so, he sees a man with a huge head dancing around in a tutu. "surely I can beat him up and gain some experience (and the gratitude of many of the occupants of the bar)?"
he thinks....
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Six seconds later, Donkeywan has learned some new things,
1] guys in dresses have a mean disposition
2] guys with big heads in dresses are predisposed to head butting
3] guys with big heads, who dance around in tutu dresses in a bar full of psychotic, sword wielding lunatics, MUST be tougher than they appear
Donkeywan goes back for his drink and asks for a cloth to stem the flow of blood from his nose.....
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