Ok, this is a story, donīt know if itīs appropriate but then what is?
Now mind you, donīt take anything to serious ok, its for a laugh and no it isnīt based on a true story..
A young man is wandering, lost in the forest, when he comes upon a
small house. Knocking on the door, he is greeted by an ancient
Chinese man with a long gray beard.
"I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"
"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but with one condition. If you so
much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the worst
Chinese tortures known to man."
"OK," said the man, (thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as
well), and entered the house.
Over dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,
beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to
the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
Remembering the old mans warning, he ignored her and went up to bed
alone.
During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck in to her room
for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so
the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn, he crept back to his room,
exhausted, but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest.
Opening his eyes, he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it
that read.
"Chinese torture 1: Large rock on chest."
"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old
man can do then I don't have much to worry about."
He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the
boulder out. As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read,
"Chinese tourture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."
In panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting
close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was beter than
castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he
plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that
read, Chinese torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost.
Melusine, I love your pic.. Very.. delicate..
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