Bungleau, MERRY CHRISTMAS DUDE!
I was stumped with what to get you for ages, until inspiration came to me in the form of looking out the window, where I saw...
Yes,
the moon!...
Think about it! When mankind eventually gets around to blowing itself up, YOU'LL have a way out! Specifically, a chunk of the moon to call your home! Unfortunately I wasn't able to buy the entire thing, as "Starbucks" had already claimed ownership to most of the lovable grey ice-rock in the night sky,
BUT...
Everything within and surrounding that crater in the picture is YOURS! Scientists have dubbed this crater and the surrounding region the "Plato region", but hell, you can call it "Land of the Bungleau" should it take your fancy.
So there's your gift, a chunk of the moon, perfect for dealing with problems in the near future (lack of living space on Earth, personal security, escaping alien attack).
Enjoy it! [img]smile.gif[/img]
And a Merry Christmas to all!