[Papa Schlumpf]

Also, Conan O'Brien is a lot better without the lame 'topical' jokes. So far we've had a German light show, Conan riding a little girl's bicycle, Conan playing rockstar to annoy his workers, Conan eavesdropping and gate crashing on tours through his own studio, ring spinning, Conan playing a country song, and him ordering two of his audience members to go get enough candy from the studio vending machines to feed his entire audience. It's all so stupidly desperate that it goes right through to the other side so that it's actually absolutely brilliant.