1. What's your middle name?
"Wash your hands"
2. How old is your soul?
What soul? Oh, you mean this rag. It's been used to polish some of the more prominent roman palaces...
3. What's the strangest thing you've ever had on your body? (ie, salad dressing, a suit of armor, and so forth)
Uhm... I once wore the top half of futuristic Ultramarine armour. But it seemed rather natural really.
4. If we had a costume (fancy dress for the Brits) party, how would you dress up? (time and money unlimited)
All I can say is, watch Stealthy's closely
5. What do you like ON your pancakes?
You mean you put things on it?
6. Did anyone mention muffins?
Yep, that was Neb allright
7. What's your favorite dessert (or food, if you aren't a sweets person)?
Definately something with chocolate; Dame Blanche or something similar
8. If you had unlimited time, money, and health, what are three things you would like to do someday?
Become yoyo champion at the olympics,
Disarm any slightly dangerous looking weapon even if it won't help a bit (disarming nuclear warheads seems to be rather exiting if the film industry is to be believed)
Buy every last McDonalds and dismantle them
9. What's your favorite dried fruit? (no, grannies don't count, I said "what", not "who").
Definately the chocoraisins
10. Have any phobias? Do tell!
I can't stand 21st questions.
11. If you could be any mythical animal, what would you be?
I always thought dragons were rather nice, but then you attract all those hero-wannabees who tend to stick between your teeth (can't afford the dentist bill anyway)
I might be a Unisus and fly around Rikard's head all day until I die and prove they are extinct 
12. What is better than chocolate?
Nothing. Doh.
13. Are you superstitious?
I'll never be supersticious! Never!
*knocks on wood*
14. Are you political?
Yes. Although I'm not politically active.
15. Do you own a gun? Have you ever been trained in gun use?
No, but I had a toy gun once. It made BANG noises. Does that count as training?
16. What planet are you from?
None. I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there [img]smile.gif[/img]
17. What's your sign, baby? (street signs allowed)
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18. Can you bite your own toenails? Are you flexible?
Absolutely. And I can lick my own elbow too.
19. What's one thing you could do as a child that you can't do now?
Pick my nose in public?
20. What is your least favorite thing to do?
Face the next question
21. What is the best part of your body?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
22. What part of the world would you like to visit?
I've always wanted to see my backyard.
23. What brings you utter joy?
The satisfaction of dishes well washed
24. What's your element?
Surprise. Surprise!
25. What's the most difficult yoga position for you?
The one where they float upsde-down in the air. I can do the floating, but when I tilt sideways I always crash down on the floor.
26. What hobbies do you have that none of us know about?
If I told you you'd know about them and the answer wouldn't make sense anymore
27. When's your birthday?
Check the profile. Happy birthday by the way