No, Jerome, the ladies will not be participating, although, we did all agree to wear clothing that. . . shall we say. . . would be inspring to the men. The Ladies will be the judges. There has been talk about color coordinating your towel with the clothing of a particular lady if there is a lady you are. . . shall we say. . . partial to. However, that is not a requirement for participation and towels will be provided free or charge.
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Reeka--The Hand of Death O_H_F
Lady in Waiting (the question is waiting for what?)
Yes, I do get cold. That is why I need someone to warm me up.
No, I did not lose the rest of my outfit!
Official Party Planner of the Moon's Hope Inn