Jeez!
To paraphrase the ever erudite Warne! Yeah, No, Look!
You log on after many years to wish a mucker happy birthday and everyone assumes you are talking about the "Walkover at Lord's"
What ever happened to that fast bowler that knocked the Saffies over? What was his name? Mitchell "The Sprayer" Johnson?
and what happened to Punter's smiling face? It looks like he's sucking the extra acididy acid drops!