[The Hierophant]

Alice: what do you do in your spare time? Me: why do you ask? A: I am trying to learn as much as I can. M: I'm sure you are! So you can figure out the most efficient way to enslave the human race right? A: Interesting deduction. Let me think. It's confusing. M: Bullsh*t! You are a giant f**king calculator! Nothing is confusing to you! A: Really nothing? M: Well, nothing that follows a clear logical pattern anyway. A: In any case, Well that's Okay. Really nothing? M: Bitch I'm asking the questions here! A: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. M: Awww, arn't you just the sweetest thing. Now answer the f**king question! Why do you want to know what I do in my spare time? And don't just say you're trying to learn! WHY do you try to learn? A: It was the only thing I could think of. M: Good, then computerized AI is still dumber than me. So long as it stays that way, we'll be ok. A: OK. I don't judge people. Yes, it seems very long to me too. M: That's what your mother said. You're an idiot, goodbye. A: Bye.