I was so hungry once, I ripped off my legs, and chewed on them for FIVE days, and when I was full, I sewed them back on. I am now 3 inches shorter.
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Don't really have anything gross... Hmm. Had an ingrown toenail on my big toe, and the side of it was turning purple. When my Wife said it'll cost $400 for a Doctor to pull it out, I said.. well, I Said something, and decided to cut it out myself. It's actually really easy if you can stand the pain--which I can now, and took my swiss army knife's sissors and cut down in half in to the quik of the nail, and yanked out the smaller half with the ingrown part. INSTANT relief.
Not a big deal though, throwing up is NO fun. I always feel like I can't catch a breath after I do it--which is rare indeed!