Thread: The Birds!!
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Old 11-02-2004, 08:54 PM   #17
Illumina Drathiran'ar
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Originally posted by Ilander:
Well, Drew...the answer you seek for the source of the birds is obvious---you live on a leyline nexus, and the proximity to Hallowe'en triggered the opening of a dimensional portal to the lower reaches of the bird dimension, where heckspawn birds live long lives and grow ever more malignant as they await the day of judgement to come so that they may escape in sufficient numbers through the portal to accomplish their ultimate goal...keeping the portal open and subjugating the world they have stumpled upon!
MUA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
This can only be true if the birds have tentacles.
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