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Originally posted by Kaltia:
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Originally posted by Gangrell:
Now Cloudy, you know I get a free Pepsi because of this 
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*Points to sign above the door*
"THE MANAGEMENT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE AND WILL OFFER NO REFUNDS FOR:
1) ACTS OF GAWD
2) ANYTHING KALTIA DOES
3) ATTALUS
4) THE CONSEQUENCES OF GETTING BETWEEN JOHNNY AND HIS BEER
5) WHAT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU EAT SIGMAR'S MELONS
6) THE LARGE NUMBER OF POSTS BY CLOUDBRINGER
7) NIGHT STALKER'S CANADIAN-NESS.
8) PERMANENT TRAUMA BY ANYBODY IN THE CAFE
9) INJURIES SUSTAINED BY POST-WARS, CAFE-TAKEOVERS, OR MUPPETS GATHERING IN UNHOLY TRIOS.
DON'T FORGET TO GIVE THE WAITRESS A TIP, ESPECIALLY IF SHE'S SHORT, HAS BLACK SKIN AND WHITE HAIR, AND CARRIES A WHIP. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL FALL UNDER ARTICLE 2).
Thank you for your custom!
-The Management." [/QUOTE]......... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
ROFL!
I imagine my current batch of melons are getting saggy and soft now, not to mention incredibly rotton and out of date... not the right season you know. You're likely to contract some sort of illness. You've just got to ask yourself, is it worth it?
Anyway, hello all I've managed to sieze one of the few oppertunities to access the internet and say hello to y'all. Hello all, year 12 kicks ass, it's got free periods galore, subjects I want to pursue (except R.E but I'm workin' on that) and not to mention freedom!
Until next time!