(...continues rant...) and his voice makes me want to upchuck. Oh, and that sparrow / hound bullshit. Go back to Sigil, you blasted lute-playing twit.
Ahem. Anyway, you'll see what he's worth when he has to test his mettle against a beholder, or a dragon, or a pit fiend, or anything more impressive than a xvart, which could still probably give him a sound beating if it had its own set of custom-made cheap swords.
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