Apparently these questions were actually asked in American courts of law during trials (Ok I think I have posted these before but knwoing how little attention they got here's hoping they are new to some ppl
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Lawyer: And the date of conception of your baby was august 12th?
Witness: Yes
Lawyer: And what were you doing at this time?
Lawyer: So how far apart were the cars at the time of the collision?
Lawyer: How many children did he have?
Witness: Three
Lawyer: How many were boys?
Witness: None
Lawyer: Were there any girls?
Lawyer: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Lawyer: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Lawyer: Was it you or your younger brother that was killed in the war?
Lawyer: You were there until the time you left. Is this true?
Lawyer: How many times have you commited suicide?
Lawyer:You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Witness: Yes
Lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Lawyer: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
Witness: I went to Europe, sir.
Lawyer: And you took your new wife?
Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?
Lawyer: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Doctor: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Lawyer: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Doctor: The autopsy started around 8pm.
Lawyer: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
Doctor: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy