1. What's your middle name?
Leonid
2. How old is your soul?
I'm undead...
3. What's the strangest thing you've ever had on your body? (ie, salad dressing, a suit of armor, and so forth)
I can't remember...
4. If we had a costume (fancy dress for the Brits) party, how would you dress up? (time and money unlimited)
*egrin* Black scale-mail armor, black, evil looking helm, black guantlets, black plated boots, etc... several swords, black cloak, I'd need to design some sort of fancy thingies, but stick green in there somewhere...
5. What do you like ON your pancakes?
Erm... maple syrup? Havne't eaten them in a while [img]smile.gif[/img]
6. Did anyone mention muffins?
Moo?
7. What's your favorite dessert (or food, if you aren't a sweets person)?
Ice cream... mmmmmmm.......
8. If you had unlimited time, money, and health, what are three things you would like to do someday?
Well, ignoring the fact that this isn't necessarily possible... 1. get out of this boring universe and find some place like the Forgotten Realms [img]smile.gif[/img] 2. Become supremely powerful 3. not really sure yet...
9. What's your favorite dried fruit? (no, grannies don't count, I said "what", not "who").
Hmm... apples,, I think
10. Have any phobias? Do tell!
DEATH TO HUMANS!!! 
Hmm... bees and wasps and other stinging insects, sort of...
11. If you could be any mythical animal, what would you be?
Dragon! 
12. What is better than chocolate?
Stuff?
13. Are you superstitious?
Not very...
14. Are you political?
No.
15. Do you own a gun? Have you ever been trained in gun use?
No to both, and I'm too young to own one anyway... [img]smile.gif[/img]
16. What planet are you from?
Who said I was from a planet?
17. What's your sign, baby? (street signs allowed)
Wait a few moments while I get my Big Black Flaming Sword of Inflicting Hurtful Beating Unto People... that's my sign...
18. Can you bite your own toenails? Are you flexible?
I have no idea...
19. What's one thing you could do as a child that you can't do now?
I have no idea...
20. What is your least favorite thing to do?
Die? Once was more than enough...
21. What is the best part of your body?
No comment? I don't know...
22. What part of the world would you like to visit?
I have no interest in you puny world, human mortal... [img]tongue.gif[/img] Probably somehwere nice and cold, though...
23. What brings you utter joy?
Computer games, RP, and things that have to do with magic. And swords. Moo? i don't really know.
24. What's your element?
COLD AND FEAR AND DEATH AND PAIN. Or maybe just something. [img]smile.gif[/img] no idea if it's not one of those... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
25. What's the most difficult yoga position for you?
No yoga for Encard. [img]smile.gif[/img]
26. What hobbies do you have that none of us know about?
Kil--. erm... never mind... [img]tongue.gif[/img] I don't know what you know... I think it's all in my profile, though... I have no life... [img]smile.gif[/img]
27. When's your birthday?
2/9/87. Moo?