My battle with the bottle is neither a battle nor an epic. It's more like a love affair that the poets would write about. Much like what you have with your ego M'all.
Glad to know that I can venture upstairs alone. I shall organize some strategies around this useful tactic, many of which may require me to stay downstairs and keep an eye on the front door lest the foul mages call in some of their reinforcements. Minsc seems to do fine by himself anyway.
The cloudkill on the fog of war won't work in this room as I am spied the moment I make it up the stairs. My intentions are nothing but noble so I have no idea as to why they would wish to attack me. Those chests were unlocked and that +2 morningstar was clearly lying in the garbage to be taken out with tomorrow's refuse.
I appreciate your +3 spell fireball of sequential invocation as it comes in quite handy for pig roasting and the like. Perhaps you mages are good for something after all.
Drink up.
-Tipsy
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